"I want to beat Edward Cullen with a stick."

u remember that video I made, with The Witty And Sarcastic Critic? This is the original artikel that I based it off of. It's the catalog...but it also has a hilarious parody at the end that I couldn't include in the video. Check it out!
trefwoorden: twilight, funny, anti, stephenie meyer, review, criticism, cat, critical analysis, otahyoni

	toegevoegd door Dearheart een jaar geleden

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	Mrs-Grint said: Hm, more like a barge-pole. posted een jaar geleden.

	blackeyeliner said: Haha yeah. posted een jaar geleden.

	kayleebabee said: OMG I cannot believe how funny that was '"oops" Edwards sobs shook the forest for exactly six secondds. and Yum!' were my fave part sooo funny lolage posted een jaar geleden.

	kellyclarkson12 said: Edward is just the best!You envy him,cause he is perfect posted een jaar geleden.

	katiecain said: Edward, perfect, HA! posted een jaar geleden.

	Impulse85 said: Yeah, right, Edward's perfect. Let's look at the facts here. Stalker: Not perfect Takes engine out of car to prevent Bella from going anywhere: Not perfect Pimping Bella off to Jake when he finds out she's pregnant: NOT PERFECT!!! Anyway, I liked the re-write of the story, it was short and sweet and on the plus side, the most annoying character in the whole story died. Awesome, good way to go. posted een jaar geleden.

	OCFan123 said: Yeah, kellyclarkson12, that's exacly it rolls eyes posted een jaar geleden.

	djtt said: ok i totally agree that twilight is a shit series(anyone who's read breaking dawn would agree that the fact that in the end jacob falls in love with bella's child is enough to give any one nightmares)i still love re-reading it in tghe hopes that one day it will turn into the masterpeice everyone seems to think it it. love the parody. totally awesome. posted een jaar geleden.

	tomfeltonfan44 said: the last bit of the parody was awesome...........LOL posted een jaar geleden.

	MissXenon999 said: He will break like glass....because he's a walking disco ball... posted een jaar geleden.