- Thou shalt wear golden contacts. Even to sleep.

- Thou shalt drink fruit punch. of kers-, cherry soda. of veenbes, cranberry juice. Basically, it's gotta be red.

- Thou shalt eat all food with Forks. Even soup. Good luck with that. And no slurping from the bowl.

- Thou shalt not take Robert Pattinson's name in vain. Except when you're screaming it at the top, boven of your lungs at his volgende public appearance. And in the middle of the night when you're dreaming of him.

- Christmas: No. Cullenmas: Yes



who else loves these rules!but i need to add some..


-Thou shalt die their hair black,brown,or blonde
(alice,bella,rosalie)


-Thou shalt set up a special shelf for u twilight merch

-Thou shalt buy false fangs and where them ALL DAY