"Normal" door 100-YardStare 

"Adjusting into becoming a productive member of society was hard enough before a horde of octopuses broke my window, then came back to kidnap me. Now I have to play assistant for their leader, Dave, who disguises himself as Dr. Octavius Brine to all the other humans of the world that don't know any better. I'm just taking this one day at a time, or else I'll lose my sanity."

This story is fabulous. I definitely recommend giving it a read.