Well, 2015 is finally over. I can't believe it, this has been such an amazing jaar for me. So many great things happened, I learned SO much, and made a lot meer friends.

Online-wise, I'm much better at creating content. I've made some GREAT content that's both informative and funny, and my organization is MILES better.

I met so many new people on here, it's just insane. I want to thank everyone who's ever fanned me, and everyone who's had a great time hanging out with me, as well as those who enjoy reading my content.

In real life, I made a lot of new friends, learned a ton, and really grew both as a person and as a critic. I got a lot of stuff, and I learned a lot of stuff. XD

And what better way to end the jaar with a special article? An article.... On my all-time favoriete pieces of work.

These artikels are what I consider to be my masterpieces. My absolute BEST work that I still love to this day. These artikels are IMMEDIATELY what I think of when I think of my best work.

Also, only COMPLETE artikels with all parts finished can be on here, so no top, boven 40 T.V. Series of various TFR's.

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike, welcome...... To my seven personal favoriete articles. Are u ready? I was fucking born ready.

#7. Toxic Fanfics-Faker Review (WAY over a jaar ago)



This one just amazes me. Literally ONE dag after I made my first episode of TFR, which really sucked, I made this GEM of a review.

I've already went into the Faker story multiple times, so I won't explain it again, but MAN did this one surprise me.

I have to idea how I got so much better so quickly, but this one's an absolute classic. It HAS aged a little since then, but I still love it.

The commentary is great, the organization and grammar are pretty damn good, and my jokes..... Oh my GOD the gags in this one.

These are easily some of the BEST jokes I've ever made, as there's TONS of great one-liners in this one review.

"I wasn't kidding, I am reviewing a Sonadow fan fiction. And since u guys liked seeing me in pain the last episode, (You sick bastards...)"

"So there is televisie on the Ark?....... Alright T.V. in space. SCREW THE LAWS OF ELECTRICITY"

"How exhilarating! Sonic is wearing clothes, UNBELIEVABLE! I thought they'd be off already!"

"Man Shadow, that was a waste of good popcorn! Since your in space, I guess that means your out of food. And don't even ask how Sonic got on the ark, IN SPACE, WITH A T.V, AND POPCORN."

And that's just a FEW of them. Also worth noting is the fact that this artikel started my running gag of "I like apples because apples are tasty", which is what I reply whenever someone uses the same word twice in a sentence. Although back then, it was bananas. XD

"On the ARK, Shadow had invited Sonic to the ARK."

Jared: Who SAYS it like that? u don't say, "I am going to eat a banaan because I like bananas."

Overall, it's an EXTREMELY solid review and I just never get tired of reading it. Seriously, the fact that this was done WAY over a jaar geleden and can still make me laugh is amazing.

#6. Crushing The Classics-The Three Little Pigs Review (Seven months ago)



It's a shame I abandoned this series, because even though it only had one episode, it was one of the best artikel I'd ever done at the time.

Seriously, I remember spending about 4 hours on this one and MAN did all that work pay off, as this is easily one of the most HILARIOUS artikels I've ever done.

And similar to the Faker Review, we get some CLASSIC one-liners.

"This story focuses on 3 pigs building houses to protect themselves from a wolf and taught kids that time and effort equals success. :)

BUT SINCE I'M A NITPICKING DOUCHE-BAG WHO DOESN'T APPRECIATE SHIT, I'm going to criticize this story as much as I can, pointing out every single last problem with it."

"Wolves would NEVER EVER do something that stupid and nice, they'd kill u on the spot!

*Now waiting for commentaren telling me wolves can be nice and I can suck it*"

"To which the pig answered: Not door the hair on my chinny chin chin!"

My Teacher: hallo Jared, tell me what 6 times 9 is. :)
Me: Not door the hair on my chinny chin chin!
My Teacher: Then FUCKING DIE BITCH! >:D
Me: HOLY SHIT WHEN DID THIS BECOME LETHAL WEAPON!? X___X"

"Seriously, before this review not even I KNEW what furze was. Great way to teach the kids there! Might as well put words like Dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane and Acetaminophen in your book.

IT'S NO USE!"

And again, those are just a FEW of the hilarious gags I'd done in this article.

Overall, it's a hilarious idea with a hysterical result. Who knows, maybe someday I'll bring back Crushing The Classics. I guess the world may never know.

#5. top, boven 10 Things I Hate The Most In Video Games lijst (Eight Months Ago)



This one's yet another old classic. In the article, obviously, I talk about my biggest problems in video-games and what things piss me off the most in them. And again, the outcome of it all was fucking hysterical.

"But I guarantee it, u will run into something that ticks u off to no end. Literally ANYTHING is eligible for this list, and oh boy, it won't be pretty. Seriously, I'm warning u right now, there will be rage, cussing, tears, panic, fires.....

Possibly even blood.

But without further ado, let'sa go! ^___^

o_____O"

"Hey, u want to know what the most important part of a game is? I'll tell you. :)

TO BE ABLE TO F**KING PLAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!"

"There is NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING THAT WILL EVER be worse than time limits. u like playing games? It's fun and everything, and u like it?

LET'S JUST ADD THIS CLOCK HERE..... >:D"

"When s**t like that is combined, we run to Hell for cover! Here's how the situation normally works.

1. An enemy hits you.
2. Right into a cliff.
3. Game Over.
4. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF"

Also worth noting in this artikel is my admittingly pretty good critical skills. Seriously, I made some GREAT points in this one, as well as some great satirical commentary.

Lastly, this is the very first artikel that my alternate evil-clone, Kyros, appeared in. #THEMOREYOUKNOW

And all in all, this one's always shined to me. It's really funny, has some great critical commentary, and is such a joy to read.

#4. Special Thanksgiving dag Fan-Fiction-Officer Cluck (One maand ago)



Let's zoom ahead to the meer recent artikels now, shall we? Starting off with the hilariously brilliant original fan-fiction I created on Thanksgiving Day, Officer Cluck.

The story stars Mark, whose helicopter crashes in the desert. He then meets some turkeys who lost a good friend in a war, and when they find a magazine advertising a magical potion that can revive a fallen one, they decide to head to Las Vegas and try to win it.

It's well told, descriptive, original, and REALLY damn funny.

"Mark Nevere: FULL THROTTLE ENGAGED, PREPARING FOR CRASH LANDING!

*KKKKSSSHHHHCRASHHHHHHHNODALHODUIB:LNAHIZZZZZZ*
*XD*"

"Feathers: Sounds fantastic! I'm so excited to fly on a helicopter, I never have before! :D

Mark: Yeah, it's pretty darn fun, albeit somewhat dangerous.

Feathers: Who cares, LET'S GO!!!! ^___^ *Runs towards helicopter*

Mark: Uh, WAIT UP!! WE STILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR TH-

*Explosion Picture*

Mark: .......Missiles to load back into place................

Feathers: Owww...... X_____X

Mark: Uhhh, we can go NOW if u want.......

Turkeys: LET'S JUST WAIT ONE meer minuut O_____O"

"Mark: Uh, never mind. So, enjoying the beautiful skies everyone? :)

Turkeys: AAAAHHHHHHHH ^_______^ *All volgende to fan*

Mark: Enjoying the FANS, I should say. :P"

Overall, it's a great story with some great comedy. Also, the poem in the beginning was a nice touch.

#3. Ask Dr. Robotnik Series (4-5 Months Ago)



Riddle me this. What do u get when u create a series in which Dr. Robotnik antwoorden the commentaren section of a Fanpop article? One of the most hilarious series of artikels you'll ever see.

Basically, you'd commentaar on the Ask Dr. Robotnik episode, and I'd respond in the volgende one with an image. It's short, sweet, simple, and goddamn riotous as hell.

Plus, the whole tribute thing I mentioned in the voorbeeld of the series was REALLY nice.

I can't really even put in the lines here since it's all image-based, and doing so would take forever if I wanted to put in the text and image and all that nonsense, but it's an absolute blast to read and if you're a Sonic fan, I wouldn't skip these three classics for the world.

#2. Network 999 Series (1 maand Ago-Present)



Episode 4 is in the making guys, sorry for the huge delay on it. XD Lots of crap is happening in my life right now.

Anyways, Network 999 is a FANTASTIC and original fan-fiction series starring me and some Fanpop vrienden in a video-game world where a dangerous virus is invading the internet, and we gotta stop it.

The comedy is clever, the story is surprisingly good, and the whole video-game aspect of it all is really damn entertaining to read.

And that's about all I can say about it. It's a smart fan-fiction with some great comedy and a deep story, check it out!

And now, I present to you..... my all-time favoriete article. I consider this one a masterpiece door EVERY meaning of the word, and it holds a very special place in my hart-, hart to this day.

It was really hard to pick this one, but after HOURS of scrolling down and glancing over my work, I think I found it.

Ladies and gentlemen.........

SOME HONORABLE MENTIONS! :D XD GOTCHA!

HM1: Toxic Song Reviews 1-3

These are really fucking funny and have some great critical analysis to them.

HM2: People These Days collab with Windwakerguy430

In this one me and a friend of mine team up to take down society's most annoying social trends, and it's goddamn gut-bustingly funny.

HM3: Treacherous Typewriting Episode 1

This one turned out great for how recent it was, check it out! It's a hilarious review of a TERRIBLE Christmas fan-fiction.

HM4: top, boven 20 Worst Anime/Top 15 anime Openings

Both of these anime artikels are fucking hilarious AND provide some great critical analysis. Again, check these out, they're amazing for what they're worth.

And now, for real, my TRUE favoriete article. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, moles and trolls alike.........

#1. Deathding's top, boven 10 anime Characters lijst (Five months ago)



This one. My god, this one. I don't even know HOW it got the #1 spot. I mean, I didn't even put a titel PICTURE! HOW LAZY IS THAT!? XD

But in all honesty, this one just seemed the best to me. And after a long hiatus of doing nothing, out of NOWHERE I geplaatst this gloriously hilarious work of art.

And unlike my REALLY INSANELY old articles, I didn't just go the cheap way out and pick characters I didn't even know. For this one I just gave my very own honest-to-god opinion, and in return I got one the most original, hilarious, and globaal, algemene fantastic artikels I've ever made.

And pretty much everything in this artikel works. It's long, has great critical analysis, and obviously, my jokes are really fucking funny. I even made some really obscure references that I LOVED putting in.

Hell, even my commentary ITSELF is simultaneously funny AND to the point, something that's really hard to do in an article.

But first off, here's a joke highlight of every entry.

#10 Highlight: "Because u know what they say, if u can't beat them, slaughter their face into the ground until they stop breathing!"

#9 Highlight: "But when he does beat the bullies, all that happens is some other even stronger guy wants to take him on, and it just gets worse and worse and WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE AND WORSE."

#8 Highlight: "And here's where I finally bust out Wikipedia because there's no way in Hell I'm writing all of this anime's story door myself. Trust me, it's LONG.

(After Wikipedia BS....)

You'd think copy/pasting would be so easy, but u have no idea how much of that I had to edit. Plus, my auto-correct was having a f**king SEIZURE."

#7 Highlight (THIS WAS A FUCKING HARD ONE): "That's all u need to know for now, the rest would be spoilers. AND u KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THOSE. ;)

*Revs Up Chainsaw*"

#6 Highlight: All of the terrible ice puns in the beginning. XD

"Hahaha Japan, u think you're so 'cool'! Sorry to say it but your puns leave me 'frozen', I wish you'd just 'chill'. u just had to put the 'icing' on the cake, didn't you? Freaking Japan giving us the 'cold shoulder'.

.......................

I think the ice puns are overstaying their welcome. o___O"

#5 Highlight: This one was the hardest of all, seriously. But if I HAD to choose one, I'd say the joke referencing my best friend, Chad legacy.

"Whatever about Hell is funny....... Alright, now I legitimately want to know. How did the whole "Funny As Hell" thing catch on so well? What is so funny about Hell?

HAHAHA DECAYING CORPSES OF THE LIVING DEAD AND THE DEVIL REJUVENATING LOST LIVES JUST TO KILL THEM AGAIN! WHO THE F**K ARE YOU, CHAD LEGACY?"

#4 Highlight: The Whitney Houston joke, hands down.

"But things don't always go well in the net, as some Netnavis abuse their special powers to create chaos, panic, and destruction!

WHITNEY HOUSTON AIN'T HELPING u NOW! BWAHAHAH!"

#3 Highlight: The war with Wikipedia, and this part in the beginning.

"Also known as the flame-eyed burning-haired hunter of the flame hazes! Try saying that three times fast."

#2 Highlight: The reference to a CLASSIC cartoon named Pierre.

"Go ahead, tell me that I should've picked somebody from Death Note of Soul Eater of Black Butler, because in the words of Pierre, I DON'T CARE."

#1 Highlight: THE FUCKING ROBOTNIK SEGMENT, MAKES ME LAUGH MY ezel OFF EVERY-TIME. XD

And there u go! That was my top, boven 7 Personal favoriete artikels of mine, hope u enjoyed! Man, this was such a total trip down Memory Lane for me, maybe it was for u guys too.

Until volgende time my sarcastic spectators, and have a Happy New Year! =)