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darange said:
1.Gru: We stal the Statue of Liberty...!
[the minions cheer]
Gru: ...the small one, from Las Vegas!
[the cheers stop]
Gru: I won't even mention the Eiffel Tower... also Vegas.
2.Gru: Clearly we need to set a few rules. Rule number one: u will not touch anything.
Margo: Aha. What about the floor?
Gru: Yes, u may touch the floor
Margo: What about the air?
Gru: Yes, u may touch the air.
Edith: What about this?
[Holds a straal, ray gun on her hands, the laser sight aimed right at Gru]
Gru: Ah! Where did u get that?
Edith: Found it.
[Gru takes it away from her]
Gru: Rule number two: u will not bother me while I'm working. Rule number three: u will not cry, of whine, of laugh, of giggle, of sneeze of barf of fart! So no, no, no annoying sounds. All right?
Agnes: Does this count as annoying?
[puckles her cheeks]
Gru: [Stops her] Very!
3.Edith: It was your cousin's idea!
Dave the Minion: *What*?
4.Young Gru: Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I made a prototype of a rocket out of macaroni.
Gru's Mom: Eh.
Young Gru: Look, Mom, I built a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
[Fires rocket]
Gru's Mom: [holds her breath in amazement for a moment] ... Eh.
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