Disney Princess Article: Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

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Life If Maleficent Had Never Cursed Aurora

posted by dclairmont

....Well this is awkward

Get ready for the stupidest story ever......*If I were you, I'd leave now*

The two good faries had already gegeven Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and zei her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. minuten later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then Queen Leah took a seconde look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... Queen Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.

15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw u in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the heuvel at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later door Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice vis to eat*

But rocks are so last century!

PrueFever, turtleslikesnow and 6 others like this

Animated_Paint ...I have no idea what I just read XD But it was very amusing, and unique. So good on you for that ^^

mhs1025 ????????????

Mongoose09 "The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint." ^ OMG. YOU JUST MADE MY DAY WITH THAT LINE LMAO HAHHAHA

Newbiehere13 *gasp* I love it! xD

dclairmont thanks everyone! I don't know what was going through my mind while making this article...

princecatcher93 I think I broke my sides with to much laughter. Are you going to do more?

dclairmont Thanks, haha. And possibly...

SarahCorine Oh my gosh! That made no sense yet it was the cutest and adorable story I've ever heard of Aurora. lol I love it! I was having fun reading it. Very nice.

dclairmont Thanks a lot :)

MacytheStrange This was hilarious, but the part that REALLY made me laugh was: "She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long." I can relate, my whole life I've lived with the shame of having a neck that was 0.0000000001 inches too long. Sigh...

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Belle and the Beast

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Source: Not Mine

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Disney Princess 8

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Princess

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Walt Disney Screencaps - Princess Snow White

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Common Themes With Each Generation of Princesses

posted by Tygers_Eye

You'll notice that characters created around the same time as each other tend to share traits that are populair at the time of big with the artist/director/etc who works with them.

However, I'm not here to talk about personalities. Those have already been covered door many interesting authors who explore the topics far meer effectively than I could. What I want to talk about is common overarching themes I have noticed in each generation of princesses.

Classic Princesses

A common theme with the first three Disney princesses (Snow White, Cinderella, and Aurora) I think is maintaining hope and optimism...

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Some thoughts about Frozen

posted by Swanpride

Well, as promised, here my thoughts. Careful, though, I intend to go into great detail about the movie. If u haven’t watched it yet, I suggest to leave, of this will ruin the experience for you. I also warn u if u love the movie. For me, it was very much a mixed bag, and I will mostly try to figure out why I wasn’t as enchanted as I was and still am of my favourite Disney Princess Movies.

1. The Animation

Let’s start with the positive: The animatie is gorgeous! When I saw the scene with the ship sinking in the storm, I kept thinking “wow”. And the snow scenes…let’s put it...

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Meet the Disney Princess Fans!

posted by JungleQueen13

Hi everyone! This artikel was an idea I had to showcase some of the current Disney Princess fans. Obviously there are many other fans in this club, but it is impossible to include everyone for various reasons, even though that would be ideal. Each person involved is listed according to their favourite princess, and there is a short summary of that person so we can all get to know each other better. So Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays, and please enjoy!

sweetie-94
This girl, sweetie-94, is the sweetest person on this entire planet! Her favoriete princess is Snow White and her personality meshes...

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MacytheStrange's favoriete Disney Princess Hairstyles

posted by MacytheStrange

hallo guys! For this artikel I'm going to go through all the DPs in order and say which of their hairstyles is my favorite. Anna and Elsa will be in this list, but unless u think of the length of a braid as a spoiler there probably won't be spoilers. And this is all original movie, no sequels! With all that said, let's start with the list:

Snow White's Red Bow Hairstyle
Snow White only has two hairstyles, this one and the same hair with a blue bow, but I think the bright red color is a good contrast to her hair, and it brings out the red in her lips.

Yawn, too tired to think of anything else...

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Best Love's First Kiss Countdown Results!

posted by MaidofOrleans

As many of u know, I have been conducting a countdown of the most populair love's first kiss scenes. It's been a lot of fun and I'm glad so many people participated! I must say, though, that I find it hilarious that each enquête had about 40 participants and less than half of them commented. I mean it even says in the titel that your vote won't count unless u leave a comment! It doesn't particularly bother me, I have plenty of quotes as it is, I just find it funny. :P On to the results...

8. Cinderella and Charming's kiss

At first I was surprised that they were the first couple to go, considering...

Disney Princes Most Likely to Give Wedgies

posted by hatelarxene

The receiver

I know this is kinda a weird countdown, but here ya go.

10. The Prince
I don't see him giving any wedgies at all. If anything, I think he'd be the one receiving them from everyone else.

9. Prince Charming
Just like with the Prince, I don't see Charming giving any wedgies. He might give the occasional wedgie, but only to the Prince.

8. Prince Phillip
This guy would give so many wedgies to the other two classic princes that it's not funny.

7. Shang
He doesn't always give wedgies, but when he does, u better believe that it'll being excruciatingly painful.

6. Adam/Beast
Beginning-of-the-movie Beast...

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DP Couple Analysis: Belle and Beast

posted by Jayden-G

I decided to start a series of analyzing the DP Couples in depth (and later, the other Disney Couples) after I got bored one day, and wanted to write a series of articles. u can recommend me which couple to do volgende in the couples section. So here is how it is going to go. I will first explain my globaal, algemene statement about the couples in a paragraph, and then I will analyze each scene to look at the inner and outer feelings of the characters individually an the couple itself.

Here is the first DP Couple Analysis: link
Here is the seconde DP Couple Analysis: link

First thoughts right after watching...

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DP Couple Analysis: Rapunzel and Flynn

posted by Jayden-G

I decided to start a series of analyzing the DP Couples in depth (and later, the other Disney Couples) after I got bored one day, and wanted to write a series of articles. u can recommend me which couple to do volgende in the couples section. So here is how it is going to go. I will first explain my globaal, algemene statement about the couples in a paragraph, and then I will analyze each scene to look at the inner and outer feelings of the characters individually an the couple itself.

Here is the first DP Couple Analysis:link

First thoughts right after watching the Movie
Right after watching Tangled,I...

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My Most Heroic Disney Princesses

posted by KataraLover

I thought that since Merida has joined that I should talk about the most heroic Disney Princesses. I'll be judging their actions based off not only the original films but in the sequels and TV series'. Keep in mind that this is just my opinion and that just because like per say I think they're a damsel in distress and not that heroic doesn't mean that I hate them. Anyway please leave a commentaar and enjoy.

11.Aurora

Okay I don't like her but I don't hate her and this is kind of part of why I don't like her. First of all her dream is basically to be a damsel in distress, be saved door her true...

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Did Ariel really not learn anything?

posted by rhythmicmagic

People say that Ariel never learned a lesson in The Little Mermaid and that she never really was sorry for what she did. I kind of agreed with this until I watched The Little Mermaid last night, and I realized that she does actually learn a lesson.

When people like to defend Ariel, they tend to point to this line:
Daddy, I'm sorry! I - I - I didn't mean to. I didn't know –
However, those who say Ariel doesn’t learn anything say it is only one moment, and that she was really just sorry she got caught.

The weaker scene everyone remembers

However, no one pays attention to the scene after...

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favoriete Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown Results

posted by sweetie-94

Here are the results of the favoriete Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Character Countdown, hope you'll enjoy it :)

16. The Vultures

I was expecting them to leave a few rounds later, but there's not doubt about why they left at this point, most users zei that they where creepy.

I watched this the other dag and I absolutely despise them. Ugh (Mongoose09)
Boring (Jessikaroo)
I like the vultures, actually! (rythmicmagic)
they have no purpose in the movie (pretty_angel92)
They´re only creepy. (CodyVenusTrent)
Nothing special about them. (MissAngelPaws)
I get why the vultures are there, they add to...

DP Mothers

posted by SweetPea2007

It is Mothers dag so I did a countdown enquête for the best DP Mother. I am a little tired but want to finish this tonight so I am not going to get as detailed as I wanted. Let us get started with the worst Mother.

#13 Queen Grimmhilde

Snow Whites Step mother was a horrible woman who most likely killed her husband, was standoffish and uppity to her step-daughter, and eventually went from ignoring the child to wanting her dead when the girl became too "pretty".

"Definitely! At least Tremaine and Gothel has no plans to kill their stepdaughters. Plus she treated Snow White as a rat, dress her like...

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My Least Prettiest to Prettiest Princess list.

posted by LatinoLollipops

I didn't know what to put here.

I apologize for any spelling mistakes, this is my first artikel and I hope u won't be totally bored trying to get through the first princess paragraph. I'm sorry if your eye's melt out of their sockets but I'm sure u can push through reading and absorbing each word.. of u could just scan through haha. I was also very lazy with collecting foto's and editing them so they look like rubbish. Sorry.

11. Merida, she is probably the most hideous female creation to have ever been created door the Pixar studios. Yes, her hair is nice.. nice that's it? If u shaved it all of she would be ugly as...

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Maryksand's DP couples ranking

posted by maryksand

First off, here is the order, analysis right bellow the list.

1 - Ariel and Eric

2 - Flynn and Rapunzel

3 - Mulan and Shang

4 - Phillip and Aurora

5 - jasmijn and Aladdin

6 - Cinderella and Charming

7 - Belle and Beast

8 - Naveen and Tiana

9 - Snow White and the Prince

10 - Pocahontas and John Smith

Pocahontas and John Smith

Probably Disney's most angsty couple, seeing as the build up of their relationship starts with one of them pointing a loaded gun at the other intending to shoot without a seconde thought and being interrupted door nothing other than the overwhelming mindblowing attractiveness. And that's...

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favoriete DP Moments

posted by JNTA1234

The Legendary Princesses

I've been wanting to do this for a long time. So, here u go, my favoriete moment from each Disney Princess film. Here are the ground rules.
1.The princess has to be in the scene. Obviously Aladdin and Sleeping Beauty will have to suffer for that.
2.They can't be musical numbers. Otherwise this entire artikel would be nothing but songs.

Snow White runs away
The scene was so creepy, it creeps me out to this dag and I love it. The dark and frightening imagery, it gives me chills. After surviving an attempt at murder, Snow White runs off in fear to the forest where she lets her imagination run wild....

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Eugene and Rapunzel - Love at First Sight

posted by IsaacKuo

Eugine and Rapunzel fall in love at first sight, but this is obscured door the fake persona of Flynn. Rapunzel is only attracted to Eugine as he really is--not when he's trying to fake being something he's not. After an initial stumble, they both hold back for fear of rejection until sure the other reciprocates.

When they first meet, Eugine gets a rare chance to make a good first impression--by being unconscious. He is naturally cute, after all. But when he sees Rapunzel...

...he tries to use his best Flynn Rider routine. This falls flat on Rapunzel. Good for her? Not really. It falls...