....Well this is awkward
The two good faries had already gegeven Aurora her gifts of Beauty and Song, but Merryweather still had hers to give. Merryweather was just about to give her gift, but then, out of no where, the evil and diabolical....wait where is she? "Cut. Where's Maleficent? We can't do this film without her, she is the only interesting character in this story *not my view, not my view, not my view*. Okay, change in plans, Merryweather give your gift now, andddd action." Merryweather then sprinkled her magic and zei her words that kept everyone on the edge of their seats. "Well, I give Aurora the power to....be strong and invincible!" And with that everyone began to clap and celebrate as Aurora stayed bunched up in her blankets. minuten later, Aurora's mother decided to check on her beauty baby gir-wait why was there a rock in Aurora's carriage? Aurora's mother began to panic, but soon the rock began to sing and it was the most beautiful thing she had ever heard. Then Queen Leah took a seconde look at that rock, it sure was beautiful, the most beautiful rock she had ever seen. The rock had all the right moves in all the right places and curves that would make the boys faint. Surely this rock wasn't her daughter, but then she remember Merryweather wished for her to be strong and invincible, two characteristics of rocks.... Queen Leah knew this rock was her daughter, and she decided she would raise it into a beautiful young boulder.
15 Years Later
"Mom can I go take a walk?" Aurora asked her mother. "Well, I guess...but be careful! Last time someone almost threw u in a pond." Aurora rolled outside and began to sing her song that she had sang so many times before, "I wonder, I wonder, if I keep on rolling I'll roll into a human's body," but this time was different, this time, as she rolled down the heuvel at an uncontrollable speed she began to transform into a human. "Oh this is wonderful!" She got up and looked at her reflection in the water and was appalled! Her neck was .5 inches too long. With that she decided she was too ugly and decided to drown herself in the pool. The end! *Don't worry, she ended up becoming a mermaid, only to be killed 5 days later door Ariel because Ariel was jealous of Aurora's pointy chin which could easily slice vis to eat*
But rocks are so last century!
I know I'm awesome
No ones audition like Gaston!
Forgive me if I’m too poor at it. I am 99.9% sure about it! Sorry of not sorry, these fans remind me of Disney Princesses!
Ariel
• Princesslullaby
I can’t help it! She just seems like she’s the real life Ariel. Sweet, spirited and reckless, she def is like that mermaid! Both of them are so spunky, brave and vibrant. Both of them are so straight-forward, sassy and really cute! OMG, They’re so strikingly familiar.
Snow White
• Sparklefairy375
Yep! Both are just so adorable, plucky, loyal and optimistic. They laugh at the face of...
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Ariel
• Princesslullaby
I can’t help it! She just seems like she’s the real life Ariel. Sweet, spirited and reckless, she def is like that mermaid! Both of them are so spunky, brave and vibrant. Both of them are so straight-forward, sassy and really cute! OMG, They’re so strikingly familiar.
Snow White
• Sparklefairy375
Yep! Both are just so adorable, plucky, loyal and optimistic. They laugh at the face of...
All Dp films are nice. We can’t say anything absolutely bad, each film has something that stunned us. I am being impartial. Yea, each DP film has at least one thing that I love.
• Snow white and the seven dwarves
1. The queen is my most attractive female villain. Sorry Snow white, but I think the queen was meer beautiful than her. Her luscious red lips and seductive eyes! She’s sexy!
2. The huntsman is my most handsome DP villain human sidekick! Nothing to say!
• Cinderella
1. So...
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• Snow white and the seven dwarves
1. The queen is my most attractive female villain. Sorry Snow white, but I think the queen was meer beautiful than her. Her luscious red lips and seductive eyes! She’s sexy!
2. The huntsman is my most handsome DP villain human sidekick! Nothing to say!
• Cinderella
1. So...
Who is that girl I see Staring straight back at me?
I won't rate princesses, just put them into three categories. It'd be difficult to rate them because all princesses from the first categorie would equally be the last. There is no a princess who is absolutely like me but there are some that are nothing like me.
Princesses I don't relate to at all(random order)
Tiana
Tiana is a definition of hard-working and energetic, while I am lazy, slothful, self-indulgent and dreamy person. I don't like cooking and I'm not good at it. Tiana and Naveen's romance is also unrelatable because Naveen is a) Tiana's polar oppossite, b)...
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Princesses I don't relate to at all(random order)
Tiana
It's not my dream job.
Tiana is a definition of hard-working and energetic, while I am lazy, slothful, self-indulgent and dreamy person. I don't like cooking and I'm not good at it. Tiana and Naveen's romance is also unrelatable because Naveen is a) Tiana's polar oppossite, b)...
