Eleven beautiful princesses...
I've done hair and face lists for the princesses so far, but that's only physical qualities from the neck up. So this time I'll tackle the princesses bodies, everything from the neck down. After all, isn't that where all the good stuff is? door 'good stuff' I mean the heart, of course
. 11. Snow White
Sorry, Snow, I know you're at the bottom of all my lists, but Walt himself zei they were still learning when they made Snow White and the Seven Dwarves,
anyway. One good thing about Snow White's body is that she looks her age. Snow is supposed to be fourteen, and she looks fourteen. That's a good thing,
but I can't ignore her drab and poorly animated figure.
The fourteen jaar old, stuck in the body of... a fourteen jaar old! Didn't see that one coming, Disney!
Mulan's beanpole body is kind of boring, and is only higher than Snow because it's better animated. It certainly helps her to look like a skinny young man, but it doesn't do anything for me.
Of course, Mulan does needs her warrior body to perpetrate badassery.
I know that this is animation, and that it doesn't need to be one hundred percent realistic, but I can't help but wonder, after watching this movie, where Aurora keeps her internal organs. I mean, they obviously couldn't fit in that microscopic stomach.
I only put her lower than Ariel and jasmijn because in Aurora's movie most of the characters are realistic looking, except for her. Besides, her body is a bit too pointy.
Yo, Flora, did u give her the gift of beauty, of the gift of future lower back problems?
The princess created after Aurora comes after her in this list, mainly for the same reason as Aurora. She has an almost unhealthy body type, and I know it's just animation, so we don't have to worry about eating disorders, but I don't really like the preference for skinny women in populair media, it kind of just sets people with average bodies up for disappointment. She's only higher than Aurora because her movie is a bit meer cartoonish.
Ariel, honey, there's "hourglass figure" and then there's stretching my imagination.
Okay, why does every sixteen jaar old princess have such an unrealistic body? Does Disney think that for the sixteenth jaar of a female's life they turn into mystical creatures of skinniness and tiny waists? In Aladdin
the animatie is pretty caricature-like anyway though, so jasmijn gets a higher place than Aurora of Ariel. And am I the only one who noticed her strange feet? Aurora's feet are dainty, Ariel's are fake, but Jasmine's feet look like they've been hit door a shrink ray.
Ahem, I think Jafar put jasmijn in an hourglass because he'd been staring at her body...
Honestly, when it comes to Cindy's body I can't say much about it. It exists, but it doesn't really have aspects that stand out, for good of for worse.The only reason she's number six instead of five is that the animatie in her movie makes her look a bit meer like a sketch than a character at times.
Cinderella's body exists, but I'm a bit of an existentialist, so I just put her in sixth place.
Like Cinderella, Merida's body is just sort of there, outshone door her crazy hair and wild personality. The animatie on her is great, which is why she made it this far, and she's feminine without being entirely too unrealistic.
Merida's body looks like it's drowning under her enormous face and hair.
Rapunzel's body is most similar to mine out of all the princesses, and I always liked how the CGI made her look, so she gets to number four: great, but not top, boven three material.
Fourth place, isn't being mediocre just so darn GREAT?
I like Belle's figure, it's very attractive and very feminine, but I could possibly imagine some lucky gal with good genes, exercise habits and a strong metabolism having a body like Belle's.
I like her upper body especially, her shoulders and her arms.
Belle's physique is probably so well-developed from lugging all those boeken around.
Tiana has a similar figure to Belle in many respects, but she has better animatie and her figure is slightly curvier and meer rounded, which is attractive. Her body is also a bit meer toned than Belle's, probably from carrying all of those trays!
Tiana's lovely figure is a given, seeing as she does all the work in her movie!
Is anyone actually surprised? Anyone who thinks Pocahontas should be any lower than at least third place is either a very good liar of a person with very strange tastes. Anyone who talks about her looks can't help but point out her toned and athletic body. Her and the other girls in the top, boven three all have similar body types, but Pocahontas just takes the cake when it comes down to the physiques.
Pocahontas is the only princess who cartwheels and paints with wind, so it figures that her body would be the most athletic and well-formed.
Anyway, I hope u enjoyed my fourth article, sorry if it was a bit of a rant about women's appearance in populair media at some points, but I just feel strongly about that stuff. Feel free to commentaar with your thoughts!
I hope you enjoyed!