So back in my junior jaar of high school I was obsessed with Tigi Bedhead Products.
These are bedhead products. Me and my friend used to be obsessed with hair and obsessed with Bedhead's stuff. We bought their products with ferver. I made a checklist of all the stuff I needed to get. I got close to having the whole collection. Sadly, but probably better for my mental health, I am no longer obsessed with their products like I once was, though I do use some of their stuff still. One dag I was bored in one of my classes and decided to write a tribute to Bedhead Products. u read right. So I changed the lyrics to "Part of Your World" and made it dedicated to Bedhead. I've decided to finally share with u my work, which I wrote in the span of probably around half an hour, and falls short of a masterpiece. Yes, I wrote a song dedicated to hair products. The sad thing is, it was half serious.
Here, I bare my soul to u and reveal the true monstrosity that is this tribute.
Anyway, here are my lyrics to Part of (Bedhead's) World
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat
Wouldn't u think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't u think I'm the girl?
The girl who has, everything.
Look at this trove,
How much Bedhead can one douche hold?
Looking around here u think, sure, she's got everything.
I've got Dumb Blonde
* and Cocky
I've got Small Talk
and Girl Toy's
Bedhead products? I've got 20.
But who cares?
No big deal.
I want more.
I want to have all of Bedhead's stuff.
I want to buy every single product.
Because it makes my hair voluminous, shiny, and clean.
With drugstore brands u don't get too far.
Bedhead's required for shiny hair strands.
It makes my hair....what do u call it? oh.
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
and their hair sparkles and shines in the sun!
Pretty and clean,
wish I could be,
in Bedhead's world!
What would I give, if I could have, all of their products?
What would I pay to have everything they ever made?
Betcha that I could even get all of their discontinued products.
And I love their Small Talk Thickener
and Masterpiece Spray
And I'm ready to know all that Bedhead knows.
Asking my vragen and get some answers.
What's Chocolate Head
, and how does it, what's the word? Work!
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't it be neat?
If they gave me all of their stuff for free!
But that's just a dream...
But someday I'll be...
In Bedhead's world!
*All italicized words are the names of actual products of Bedhead. For example "Small Talk" is a volumizing lotion.
Sadly enough, I also had a youtube video of this song up, with me dubbing over Ariel's voice and inserting occasional pictures of their products along with the Part of Your World clip, but I will not scar your eyes door tonen u that. It's on private on a secondary gebruikersnaam so only I can feast upon it.
Feel free to let the LOL's begin!