Hercules: u like making deals. Take me in Meg's place.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. u get her out. She goes, u stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before u can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
Hades: How sentimental. u know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a homp, stoere binken of moussaka caught in my throat.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So u took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very populair name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home pagina happy. What do u say? Come on.
Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hades: Zeusy, I'm home.
Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah. I mean, it's, u know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, u know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do u owe these people, huh?
Hades: So is this an audience of a mosaic?
Zeus: So, Hades, u finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. u know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are u gonna do?
Hades: Pain!
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minuut the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and u didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim u after my meeting.
Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. kom bij the celebration.
Hades: Love to, Babe. But unlike u gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, door the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued door Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.
Hades: [after taking Hercules' powers away] u might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe u should... sit down.
[Knocks Hercules down with dumbells]
Hades: Now u now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?
Hades: I'm sorry. u mind runnin' that door me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear of something...
Meg: Then read my lips - forget it!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
[Hades explodes into flames]
Hades: [shouts] I own you!
Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, of the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and u are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]
Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble.
Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here u go. u just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke.
Zeus: u ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.
Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew u would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can... handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, u know, that's good because that's what got u into this jam in the first place, isn't it? u sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? door running off with some babe. He hurt u real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. u give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give u the thing that u crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.
[Pegasus blows the flames off Hades' head]
Hades: Whoa. Is my hair out?
Hades: [anger rising] I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods.
Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo of something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.
The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades *rules*!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, u will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: [shouting at the top, boven of his lungs] What?
[calms down]
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought u were gonna persuade the river guardian to kom bij my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less.
Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
Hades: [Hercules and the Hydra are fighting, and the Hydra is winning, while Hades watches] My favoriete part of the game: sudden death.
Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at u in your squalid prison. Who put u down there?
Titans: Zeus.
Hades: And now that I set u free, what is the first thing u are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him.
Hades: Good answer.
Hades: Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt.
Hades: Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do u kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: u can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, u say...?
Meg: [without much enthusiasm] Medium of well done?
Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLE!
Hades: Hercules, stop! u can't do this to me, u can't...
[Hercules punches Hades in the face]
Hades: Fine, okay, well I deserved that.
Hades: Meg, listen. Do u hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!
Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help u hurt him!
Hades: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy."
Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...
Hades: He's a guy!
Meg: [smugly] Besides, O Oneness, u *can't* beat him. He has no weaknesses! He...
[she turns and sees Hades smiling slyly at her]
Hades: I think he does, Meg.
[envelops her in his arm]
Hades: I truly think he does.
Hades: Hmm. The son of my hated rival trapped forever in a river of death.
Hercules: Going once...
Hades: Is there a downside to this?
Hercules: Going twice...
Hades: Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. u get her out. She goes, u stay.
[Hercules dives in to save Megara]
Hades: Oh, there's just one thing. You'll be dead before u can get to her. That's not a problem, is it?
Hades: How sentimental. u know, I haven't been this choked up since I got a homp, stoere binken of moussaka caught in my throat.
Panic: "Hercules." Why does that name ring a bell?
Pain: I don't know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
Hades: What-was-that-name-again?
Meg: Hercules.
Panic: Wait, wasn't Hercules the name of that kid we were supposed to...?
Pain, Panic: Oh, my Gods!
[they run, Hades seizes them]
Hades: So u took care of him, huh? "Dead as a doornail." Weren't those your *exact* words?
Pain: This might be a different Hercules.
Panic: Yeah. I mean, Hercules is a very populair name nowadays.
Pain: Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
Hades: We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home pagina happy. What do u say? Come on.
Hades: It's a small underworld, after all, huh?
Hades: Zeusy, I'm home.
Hercules: People are... are gonna get hurt, aren't they?
Hades: Nah. I mean, it's, u know, it's a possibility. It happens 'cause, u know, it's war, but what can I tell ya. Anyway, what do u owe these people, huh?
Hades: So is this an audience of a mosaic?
Zeus: So, Hades, u finally made it. How are things in the underworld?
Hades: Well, they're just fine. u know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are u gonna do?
Hades: Pain!
Pain: Coming, your most lugubriousness.
Hades: Panic!
Panic: Oh, sorry. I can handle it.
[Runs down the stairs; trips and crashes into Pain; they tumble down the stairs; Pain is now stuck to Panic's horns]
Pain: Pain - Ow!
Panic: And Panic - eechk!
Pain, Panic: ...reporting for duty!
Hades: Fine, fine, fine. Just inform me the minuut the Fates arrive.
Panic: Oh, they're here!
Hades: [shouting] What! The Fates were here and u didn't tell me?
Pain, Panic: Ohh... We are worms!
[as they grovel, they turn into worms]
Pain, Panic: Worthless worms!
Hades: Memo to me... Memo to me: Maim u after my meeting.
Zeus: Aw, Hades, don't be such a stiff. kom bij the celebration.
Hades: Love to, Babe. But unlike u gods lounging about up here, I regretfully have a full-time job that you, door the way, so charitably bestowed on me, Zeus. So, can't. Love to, but can't.
[after Pain and Panic, disguised as children, are rescued door Hercules]
Hades: Stirring performance, boys. I was really moved.
Panic: "Jeepers, Mister"?
Pain: I was going for innocence.
Hades: [after taking Hercules' powers away] u might feel just a little queasy. It's kinda natural. Maybe u should... sit down.
[Knocks Hercules down with dumbells]
Hades: Now u now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn't it just peachy?
Hades: I'm sorry. u mind runnin' that door me again? I must have had a chunk of brimstone wedged in my ear of something...
Meg: Then read my lips - forget it!
Hades: Meg, Meg, Meg, my sweet deluded little minion. Aren't we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
[Hades explodes into flames]
Hades: [shouts] I own you!
Hades: He's gotta have a weakness, because everybody's got a weakness. I mean, for what? Pandora, it was the box thing. For the Trojans, hey, they bet on the wrong horse, okay?
Hades: I can't believe this guy. I throw everything I've got at him, and it doesn't even...
[Hades notices Pain is wearing Air-Hercs]
Hades: What... are... those?
Pain: Um, I don't know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Hades: I've got 24 hours to get rid of this bozo, of the entire scheme I've been setting up for 18 years goes up in smoke,
[begins to shout]
Hades: and u are wearing his merchandise?
[Hades almost blows up in front of Pain, but stops to see Panic slurping a Hercules drink]
Panic: [chuckling nervously] Thirsty?
[Hades shouts out loud, blows up and the whole city rumbles]
Hades: Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
Hades: Name's Hades, Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin'?
Hades: We were so close! So close, we tripped at the finish line! Why? Because our little *nut*-Meg has to go all noble.
Hades: Ah. There's the little sunspot. Little snootchie. And here is a sucker for the little sucker. Eh? Here u go. u just...
[Baby Hercules squeezes Hades' finger too tightly]
Hades: Sheesh. Uh, powerful little tyke.
Zeus: u ought to slow down. You'll work yourself to death. Hah. Work yourself to death.
[all laugh]
Zeus: Oh, I kill myself.
Hades: [to himself] If only. If only.
Hades: Ladies. Hah. I am so sorry that I'm...
The Fates, The Fates, The Fates: Late.
The Fates: We knew u would be.
The Fates: We know everything.
The Fates: Past.
The Fates: Present.
The Fates: And future.
The Fates: [aside, to Pain] Indoor plumbing. It's gonna be big.
Meg: I've done my part. Get your little imps...
Hades: They couldn't handle him as a baby. I need somebody who can... handle him as a man.
Meg: Hey, I've sworn off manhandling.
Hades: Well, u know, that's good because that's what got u into this jam in the first place, isn't it? u sold your soul to me to save your boyfriend's life. And how does this creep thank you? door running off with some babe. He hurt u real bad, didn't he, Meg? Huh?
Meg: Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Hades: Which is exactly why I got a feelin' you're gonna leap at my new offer. u give me the key to bringing down Wonder Breath, and I give u the thing that u crave most in the entire cosmos: your freedom.
[Pegasus blows the flames off Hades' head]
Hades: Whoa. Is my hair out?
Hades: [anger rising] I'm about to rearrange the cosmos, and the one *schlemiel* who can louse it up is waltzing around in the woods.
Hades: What d'ya say? It's happy ending time. Everybody's got a little taste of somethin' but me. I got nothin'. I'm - I'm here with nothin'. Anybody listenin'? It's like I'm - What am I, an echo of something? Hello? Hello? Am I talking to, what, hyperspace? Hello, it's me. Nobody listens.
The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely.
Hades: Ay, verse. Oy.
The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band.
Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good.
The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all!
Hades: Yes! Hades *rules*!
The Fates: A word of caution to this tale...
Hades: Excuse me?
The Fates: Should Hercules fight, u will fail.
[they laugh and disappear]
Hades: [shouting at the top, boven of his lungs] What?
[calms down]
Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
Hades: Meg, my little flower, my little bird, my little *nut*-Meg. What exactly happened here? I thought u were gonna persuade the river guardian to kom bij my team for the uprising and here I am sort of... river-guardian-less.
Meg: Look, I gave it my best shot, but he made me an offer I had to refuse.
Hades: [Hercules and the Hydra are fighting, and the Hydra is winning, while Hades watches] My favoriete part of the game: sudden death.
Hades: Brothers. Titans. Look at u in your squalid prison. Who put u down there?
Titans: Zeus.
Hades: And now that I set u free, what is the first thing u are going to do?
Titans: Destroy him.
Hades: Good answer.
Hades: Guys, get your titanic rears in gear and kick some Olympian butt.
Hades: Well, gotta blaze. I have a whole cosmos up there waiting for me... with, hey, my name on it.
Hades: Pain. Panic. Got a little riddle for ya. How do u kill a god?
Pain: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Panic: u can't... they're immortal?
Hades: Bingo, they're immortal. So the first thing we gotta do is make the little sunspot... mortal.
Hades: If I say I want Wonder Boy's head on a platter, u say...?
Meg: [without much enthusiasm] Medium of well done?
Hades: Let's get ready to RUMBLLLLLLE!
Hades: Hercules, stop! u can't do this to me, u can't...
[Hercules punches Hades in the face]
Hades: Fine, okay, well I deserved that.
Hades: Meg, listen. Do u hear that sound? It's the sound of your freedom, fluttering away, *forever*!
Meg: I don't care, I'm not going to help u hurt him!
Hades: [sighs] I can't believe you're getting all worked up over some "guy."
Meg: This one is different. He's strong, he's caring, he would never do anything to hurt me...
Hades: He's a guy!
Meg: [smugly] Besides, O Oneness, u *can't* beat him. He has no weaknesses! He...
[she turns and sees Hades smiling slyly at her]
Hades: I think he does, Meg.
[envelops her in his arm]
Hades: I truly think he does.
Disney Original and Sequel i do like
Peter Pan
Peter Pan Return to Neverland
101 Dalmatians Animated
101 Dalmatians Real Live
102 Dalmatians Real Live
101 Dalmatians 2 Patch's London Adventure Animated
The Lion King
The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride
But just Original disney i like
Cinderella
Pocahontas
Narrator on Cinderella. Cruella De Vil on 101 Dalmatians Animated
Both have the same voice door Betty Lou Gerson happened to between 1950-1961
One of my favourite Disney original and sequel the best are The Lion King, 101 Dalmatians
Peter Pan
Peter Pan Return to Neverland
101 Dalmatians Animated
101 Dalmatians Real Live
102 Dalmatians Real Live
101 Dalmatians 2 Patch's London Adventure Animated
The Lion King
The Lion King 2 Simba's Pride
But just Original disney i like
Cinderella
Pocahontas
Narrator on Cinderella. Cruella De Vil on 101 Dalmatians Animated
Both have the same voice door Betty Lou Gerson happened to between 1950-1961
One of my favourite Disney original and sequel the best are The Lion King, 101 Dalmatians
The UK Bambi VHS voorbeeld is freaky in my opinion. When i was little in the late 90's of early 2000's, the UK Bambi VHS voorbeeld freaked me out. I never wanted to watch it again because it freaks me out and is the worst voorbeeld ever. John Sachs used to say, "One of Walt Disney's Greatest Classic comes to video this spring. This is Bambi!" "Bambi, he's growing up, falling in love and learning all about the world around them. And now he's coming home pagina along with some of Disney's most well-loved characters. It's the unforgettable magic of Bambi. Get ready for the major video event. Walt Disney's Classic, Bambi! Don't miss it." That's what John Sachs used to say in the old days.
Credit to stlyrics.com! Please go to the site to hear the song! link
Esmeralda:
I don't know if u can hear me
of if You're even there
I don't know if u would listen
To a gypsie's prayer
Yes, I know I'm just an outcast
I shouldn't speak to you
Still I see Your face and wonder...
Were u once an outcast too?
God help the outcasts
Hungry from birth
toon them the mercy
They don't find on earth
God help my people
We look to u still
Parishioners:
I ask for wealth
I ask for fame
I ask for glory to shine on my name
I ask for love I can posess
I ask for God and His angels to bless me
Esmeralda :
I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and downtrod
I thought we all were
The children of God
God help the outcasts
Children of God
Esmeralda:
I don't know if u can hear me
of if You're even there
I don't know if u would listen
To a gypsie's prayer
Yes, I know I'm just an outcast
I shouldn't speak to you
Still I see Your face and wonder...
Were u once an outcast too?
God help the outcasts
Hungry from birth
toon them the mercy
They don't find on earth
God help my people
We look to u still
Parishioners:
I ask for wealth
I ask for fame
I ask for glory to shine on my name
I ask for love I can posess
I ask for God and His angels to bless me
Esmeralda :
I ask for nothing
I can get by
But I know so many
Less lucky than I
Please help my people
The poor and downtrod
I thought we all were
The children of God
God help the outcasts
Children of God
Okay, I know " The Lion King" is like the almighty oracle to stage and screen critics. But does Every Disney stage adaptation have to be compared to its standards. Im sure Tarzan, The Little Mermaid, Mary Poppins and Beauty and the Beast are all just as good as The Lion King. In my honest opinion I think the Lion King has become overrated in the years since its movie release. Even the animated films are compared to it. Not everything needs comparison sometimes things are valuable and noteworthy on their own. The audience reviewed The Little Mermaid and 95% of them loved it. So in the end I think critics are just looking for the bad in things instead of enjoying the toon for the masterpiece that it is. I am seeing it this fall on Tour. And I have heard it is great from fellow fanpopers. Peace and take this however u wish.