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#1:
Mark: I used to know this girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out about it, beat her up so bad she wound up in a hospital on Guerrero Street.
[Johnny laughs]
RiffTrax: Seriously, she's in a coma

#2:
Johnny: I'll do anything for u Lisa
Rifftrax: Wait, so he's a human being?

#3:
"In his enraged state, he's able to lift the 65-pound CRT TV as if it were a hollow compliment of some sort!"

#4:
[As Lisa, Mark and Denny cry over Johnny's bloody corpse]
Rifftrex [as Johnny]: Oh hai, Mark. Hai, Denny. Hai, Lisa. I'm dead, u know. Ha ha ha. Now that everybody betray me, I'm gonna come back and haunt...
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The fact Freddy is always making jokes about your pain and suffering, actually makes him that much SCARIER. The fact he's loving every moment of this, can basically GUARANTEE that he will give no mercy of any kind.

I feel the remake missed to realize that.

But I don't HATE the remake. It's pretty good actually.

And I don't HATE Earl Haley's performance.
It's INSANELY hard to be the volgende Robert England, but he tried. He really did. And I respect him in the end.

It's easier to be Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers, they never speak..
MOVIES:

1999    Get the Hell Out of Hamtown    J    
2000    Garage: A Rock Saga    TV Studio Manager    
2003    Uncle Nino    Airport Stranger    
2004    Mr. 3000    Reporter    
2006    Alleyball    Curt Braunschweib    
2006    Grounds Zero    Arch    Short...
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posted by stella2015
Janam janam janam saath chalna yunhi
Kasam tumhe kasam aake milna yahin
Ek jaan hai bhale do badan ho judaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Stay with me like this in every birth
Swear, u swear come and meet me like this
We're one although we are two separated bodies
Be mine always
Never say good bye

Meri subah ho tumhi
Aur tumhi shaam ho
Tum dard ho tum hi aaraam ho
Meri duaaon se aati hai bas ye sadaa
Meri hoke hamesha hi rehna
Kabhi na kehna alvida

Only u are my morning
And only u are evening
You are pain and only u are rest
I always worship that
You be mine always
Never say good bye

Aha...
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Song: Khaab
Artist: Akhil ft. Parmish Verma


Main jadon tere khwaaban wale raah tureya
Main tureya bada na maithon jawein mudeya
O jive rehnde panne naal panne judd de
Main ravaan tere naal ohna wangu judeya

When I started walking on the path of your dreams
I walked alot and I just couldn't turn around
You know how pages are connected in a book
I am connected with u just like that


Main likhda hunda si tere baare adiye
Jaa ke puchle gawah ne taare adiye
Jo karde mazak ohna hass lainde
Jo taane kassde ohna nu kass lainde

Sweetheart, I used to write about you
You can go ask the stars as they witnessed it
Let...
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posted by Canada24
#1: HOMER SIMPSON:
I know. I know. He abuses Bart, drinks too much, and is a horrible role model.. But he DOSE love his family.
He often berates Bart, but the two commonly share adventures and are sometimes allies; some episodes, particularly in later seasons, toon that the pair have a strange respect for each other's cunning. Homer and Lisa have opposite personalities and he usually overlooks Lisa's talents, but when made aware of his neglect, does everything he can to help her. While Homer's thoughtless antics often upset his family, he has also revealed himself to be a caring father and...
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I am a large supporter of gay rights, so here's a artikel to prove it in my own way..

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#1: TONY PRINCE:
Luis Lopez's homosexual boss in GTA 4.
But what I love about Tony. Is he's just as tough as anyone else. He isn't a gay stereotype, dancing around with high toned voice, and a low intelligence.
The closest Tony gets to being like this, is in CHINESSE TAKEOUT, cause he wasn't yet use to gunfights, and is cowering in the corner.
But then in the golf court missionactor, "new Tony" is shown shooting at the enemies, just like every...
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As u look through my window
Deep into my room

At the tapestries all faded

Their vague and distant glories
Concealed in the gloom

The icy fingers of forgotten passions
Softly brushing my lips
At the tips of my primitive soul
~
As u look through my door
Deep into my room

Can u feel the mighty uithangbord of power
It's waiting waiting in the glow....

The distant shadows of forgotten champions
Those who live in me still

And will rise when we challenge and kill


Born again
You'll be born again...
✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯✯

Look at this prince of evil

Fighting for your mind...
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posted by Dreamtime
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u and me, we sit and talk of friendship then I ask.

If u can see, if we could be together forever.

I see the light die in your eyes..

Coz you're scared you'll hurt.
So u don't wanna try ~

Well... take a chance and come home pagina with me
u could stay for eternity ♡

If u try then at least you'll see..........

~Then you'll never regret the things we never did.


u turn to me, I see your eyes
And somehow they seems to shine, u smile at me yet I can see....
u don't think we can make it

u see the light die in my eyes.


Coz I'm scared to lose you, I wish u would try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0keKk18sZE


Going through the pages, of my fantasies!
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down!
I want to see u try to, take a schommel, swing at me!
Come on, gonna put u on the ground, ground, ground!

WHY ARE u TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF ME!?
YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY!
WHAT THE FUCK u THINK IT'S DONE, TO ME!?
YOU TAKE YOUR TURN!
LASHING OUT AT MEEE!!!
I WANT u CRYING!
YOUR DIRTY!
IN FRONT OF ME!!

All!
All my hate!
Cannot be found! (Hate cannot be found!)
I will not be drowned! (I will not be drowned!)
By your thoughtless scheming!
So!
You can try to tear me down! (try to tear me...
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It started with my 3 jaar old son screaming in his room in the middle of the night. When I came in to check on him he was in hysterics. Tears ran down his little cheeks as he cried about how the Boogeyman had frightened him. I let him sleep with my wife and I for the night, thinking it was just a bad dream.

The volgende evening he didn’t even want to be in his room, but I convinced him that the Boogey Man was just a figment of his imagination. I was awoken once meer door his screams. I rushed to his room, to find him in tears again.

On the third night I set up a camcorder in his room, in order...
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Page 1
This is Lisa,(.) she is my friend. My mom and dad don't see her, so they say she is my imaginary friend. Lisa is a nice friend(.)
Page 2
Today I tried to plant a bloem in the yard. I tried to plant it door the Sandbox, but Lisa zei that is where her daddy is sleeping, so I planted it in a cup of dirt.
Page 3
Lisa is at school with me today. I brot (Brought) her for toon and tell, but Mrs. Monroe got mad, because she can't see her. Lisa got sad, so she hid the Chalkboard eraser.
Page 4
Yesterday was my birthday party. Mommy bought pizza, but no one came. Lisa zei people came to the porch and...
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way of another"

"Chainsaws, salve everything"

"Ted Bundy, b-i-t-c-h!"

"I'm no meer than what u expect from Irish French Canadians"

"Life is crazy. Nothing meer to say"

"Ever feel so damn miserable u just want to take everything u own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"

"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life of how people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"

"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"

"Don't read this stupid story unless u like stupid comedies door an stupid Canadian...
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✴1 - Tesla - Love Song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2q_-xN2N54


✴ 2 - busje, van Morrison - Queen of the Slipstream


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs0ZFN5nsgs


✴ 3 - Slaughter - Nothin Left To Lose


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9f3KAJbw88


✴ 4 - Chris Norman - Some Hearts Are Diamonds


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJPcobABlDo


✴ 5 - Return - Sing Me a Song


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NTCrA5gF6A



✴ 6 - Guns N' Roses-November Rain


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0McfH-hweQ


✴7 - Joan Jett - Love Hurts


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhnZ19sbxps


✴ 8 - Metallica - Nothing Else Matters


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj75Arhq5ho



✴ 9 - Aerosmith - Dream On <3


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZfZ8uWaOFI


✴ 10 - Do u Remember- Phil Collins


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=413gtjyel_k
TREVOR PHILLIPS:

"Oh, I LIKE IT denial! That's the first part of the grieving process. Now let's all hold hands"

"Next time don't get in my fuckin face!"

"I'm your fuckin nightmare!"

"This, is, the fuck, my friend"

"I'll rip your fuckin throat open, and stuff a turd down the hole!"

"What's your poblem eh? Why aren't u scared of me!?"

"Step wait up! Step wait up!"

"Annnd, back to normal. Whatever that is"

"Now go. I need to meditate. Orr, masterbate.. of both"

"Grrr. I'll toon u a fuckin mind fuck!"

"Nothing.. Well, It didn't sound like nothing. Didn't look like nothing. I don't THINK that it was nothing!"...
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posted by Canada24
SPOOF TREVOR:

SCENE ONE:

Man: (Cleaning a red Bodhi truck, witch is Trever's tradition car in the game).

Trevor: (comes in, wearing his traditional white t-shirt and sweat pants) Hey. Nice car man.

Man: Jee. Thanks mister..

Trevor: Say. Wanna see something, (gives the man a random magazine).

Man: (camera zoomed up on him) What am I suppose to do with this!?

Trevor: (shown in the car when the camera zoomed back out) It's suppose to distract u as I steal your car.

Man: (angrily) Hey!

Trevor: (driving off) u just been T-Jacked, bitch!

SCENE 2:

on: So boss. Now that u took care of the bikers? What we...
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SCENE 1:

Michael: Yeah. Because all I did was pull u out of a trash town and into a mansion in Los Santos.. And what do I get!?.. Nothing., nothing but an old picture of u in an old Hooker uniform, that I occasionally masterbate towards.

Jimmy: As do I

Micheal: (disgusted) OH MY GOD! That's disguesting! That's your mother!

Jimmy: I'm just being hones-

Micheal: (angrily) Get out! Get out of my house!

Jimmy: Bu-

Micheal: (punches violent hole in wall) I zei GET OUT!

(later that same evening)

Amanda: I don't like this Micheal.

Jimmy: Yeah.. Uncle T? Man?

Mixheal: (glares) Jimmy?... Who let u back...
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SCENE 1:
Packie: Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!
Derrick: Now u zei bloody Ireland! That's gonna narrow a zoek isn't it!
Packie: Fuck you! Take the needle out of your arm, THEN tell me what to do!


SCENE 2:
Packie: Anyone else tries that shit and I'll shoot them WAIT between the eyes!


SCENE 3:
Packie: Well., I'm gonna rob it.. But the guy I'm with isn't very good.. I need someone "better" to watch our backs?... u in? I hear u are in need of money, and u can keep whatever u find in there.
Connor: I.. I don't know.
Packie: Relax, if...
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SCENE 1:
Michael: Alright everyone... Here's the game plan.. We're all professionals. We all know the score... We ride over. Grab what we need.. And walk wait though the front door... Packie.. I hope u and your boy Connor can handle pressure.. We need intense pressure on security and management... Costomers however, are to be CALMLY subdued... We're in and out in ninety seconden boys!... So let's make it count.
Packie: I just hope nobody dies... I can't handle anymore loses
Michael: Just relax.. Just focus on one thing, and one thing only.. The score


SCENE 2:
Michael: (bursts into jewelry store,...
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I redid BEST OF SPOOF BILLY: (contains swearing)

SCENE 1:

Billy: Okay Johnny.. I'll ride up in your bike.

Johnny: I- I don't know man.. u a bit of a dick to me.

Billy: Johnny boy. I have "never" been a dick to you.

Johnny: [rolls his eyes] Oh please! All u EVER do is call me names and rip on me for being Jewish!

Billy: Johnny, when have I "ever" ripped on u for being a Jew?

[in the playground when first meeting each other] You're a Jew!

{while they argue} Oh yeah! Well your just a stupid Jew!

[Riding on their bikes} SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN JEW MOUTH!

[at the club house, on the front steps] {angry at...
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