Here are some Drop Dead Fred quotes that still make me laugh! Yay for immaturity!
Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over u immediately, lie down.
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do u know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.
Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.
Fred: Who's up for snot flicking?
Fred: Mr.Poo, u die too!
Fred: Piss off!
Fred: It's the mega bitch!
Fred: Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
Fred: I love those breaky noises!
Fred: Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!
Fred: He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?
Fred: Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!
Fred: If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.
Fred: Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.
Fred: u mean u have been doing it like the pigions?
Fred: Yeah, I love games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.
Fred: Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! u count to a million and I'll go hide!
Fred: The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!
Fred: Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!
Fred: Well GET HAPPY!
Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over u immediately, lie down.
Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!
Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do u know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.
Elizabeth: I have some bad news for you.
Janie: More?
Elizabeth: Well, remember your house?
Janie: Yeah.
Elizabeth: It, it sank.
Fred: Who's up for snot flicking?
Fred: Mr.Poo, u die too!
Fred: Piss off!
Fred: It's the mega bitch!
Fred: Dog poo dog poo yucky yucky dog poo, all on side all on there yucky yucky smelly dog poo!
Fred: I love those breaky noises!
Fred: Oh no! Mickey fart-pants! Who let him grow up?!
Fred: He is just a complete and utter girl, isn't he?
Fred: Oh, this is great - stuck in a truck with two girls!
Fred: If something's not working properly, the best thing to do is to tear it apart to make it better.
Fred: Opening a window requires GREAT sophisticatedliness.
Fred: u mean u have been doing it like the pigions?
Fred: Yeah, I love games! But not dolls. We're grown-ups now.
Fred: Yeah I LOOOOOOVE Hide and Seek! u count to a million and I'll go hide!
Fred: The Death Breath! She killed me with the Death Breath!
Fred: Then we'll cut off her head and make her eat it!!
Fred: Well GET HAPPY!