Here are some Drop Dead Fred quotes that still make me laugh! Yay for immaturity!



Fred: Hello snotface!! Yuk! What happened to you? Look at you, you're all older, you're even uglier. Euck! I'm sorry, I'm going to have to be sick all over u immediately, lie down.



Fred: (looking up Mother's skirt) Look, cobwebs!



Young Elizabeth: Did they live happily ever after?
Mother: Of course, Elizabeth.
Young Elizabeth: How do u know?
Mother: Because, she was a good little girl. If she had been naughty the prince would have run away.
Young Elizabeth:What a pile of shit.



Elizabeth: I have some bad news...