It Was Christmas In perzik Creek, And The Cul-De-Sac Was Preparing For The Awaited Holiday. The Eds, of Ed, Edd, And Eddy As They Were Also Known, Were In Eddy's Room, Decorating A Medium-Sized Christmas Tree. Deck The Halls With Boughs Of Holly, Fa La La La La,They Sang.
There Was A Knock On The Door. "I'll Get It." Edd Offered, Walking Towards The Door. He Slid It Open To Find The Kanker Sisters, of May, Lee, And Marie As They Were Also Known, At The Door. May Wore A Baby Blue Sweatsuit, Marie Wore A Green jas With Blue Jeans, And Lee Wore A Red Sweater With Blue Jeans, Her Hair Done Up In Its Normal Curls. "
Girls! Welcome! Do Come In." Edd Politely Let Them Pass With A Gesture Of His Arm, And Marie Kissed Him On The Cheek. Edd Shut The Door, And They Walked In.
"Hey! Wanna Help Us With My Christmas Tree?" Eddy Asked, Trying In Vain To Keep Steady On Eds Shoulders.
Lee Grabbed Some Lights And Said, "Yeah! Make Way!" And She Strung The Lights Around The boom As Quick As A Rabbit.
Marie Helped Edd With The Tinsel, And May Put On Some Ornaments With Lee. "Anyone For A Chorus Of Christmas carols?" Marie Asked.
"Good Idea, Marie! Which Carol? Deck The Halls?" Ed Asked.
Eddy Sighed. "We've Been Singing That One All Day. Lets Sing Something Different."
Edd Cleared His Throat And Sang, "We Wish u A Merry Christmas, We Wish u A Merry Christmas, We Wish u A Merry Christmas, And A Happy New Year! Good Tidings We Bring, To u And Your Kin, We WISH u A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year!" Ed Continued, Then Trailed Off. "I Don't Know The Rest" He Sheepishly Confessed.
"Neither Do I" They All Laughed.
"Lets Sing, Riu Chiu We Haven't Done That Yet" Eddy Said. Eddy Cleared His Throat And Sang, "Riu Riu Chiu, La Guarda Ribera"
"Dios guardo el lobo de nuestra Cordera...dios guardo el lobo de nuestra Cordera..." they all sang.
"Riu riu chiu la guarda ribera...dios guarda el lobo de nuestra Cordera," they harmonized, coming in at different times.
"El lobo rabioso la quiso morder... Mas Dios poderoso la supo defender... Quizola hazer que no pudiese pecar... Ni aun Original esta Virgin no tuviera..." Eddy sang.
They all sang the chorus again, and then Lee continued. "Este qu'es nacido es el Gran Monarca... Christo Patriarca de carne vestido... Hemos redimido con se hazer chiquito... Aunqu'era infinito, finito se hiziera..."
And they sang the chorus again, harmonizing strongly on the last note.
They Sat And Smiled. The boom Was Almost Done, They Just Had To Put On The Star. Lee Lifted Eddy Onto Her Shoulders And He Put On The Star
"Complete!" Edd And Marie Chorused In Unison.
"Well, That Takes Care Of It. Lets Go Outside." Eddy Hopped Off Lee's Shoulders, And They All Ran Outside. It Was Covered In Snow And Ice, And Everyone Was Outside. They Walked Up To The Creek To Ice Skate, And Put On Some Skates. May Had White Skates, Marie Had Green Skates, And Lee Had Red Skates. The Eds All Wore Blue Skates.They All Slid Onto The Ice, And Lee Did A Perfect Figure 8. Marie Did pirouettes Over The Water, And May Skated Backwards. The Eds Joined Their Girlfriends, And They Joined Hands. They Skated Together, And Eddy Leaped Over Lee And Skidded, Showering Chips Of Ice On Kevin And Nazz.
"Augh! I Got Ice In My Hair!" Nazz Pouted, Swatting At Her Head.
"What're u Dorks And Dorkettes Doing Here?"Kevin Asked.
"Skating" Eddy Retorted, Hands On Hips. "What Do u THINK We're Doing?"
Lee Joined Him And Showed meer Ice On Them. Eddy Grinned. Lee Smiled And They Skated Away, Hand In Hand. Kevin And Nazz Tripped Them And They Skidded Face First. Ed And May Helped Them Up And They Skated Off The Ice, Took Off Their Skates And Put On Their Shoes, And Walked Back To The Kankers Trailer. They Relaxed, A Hot brand Was Blazing.
She Sat Down In A Large fauteuil And Eddy Sat On Her Lap And Leaned Against Her, Resting. They Closed Their Eyes And Fell Asleep. When They Awoke, They Found That The brand Was Still Burning, And That The Other Two Couples Weren't Back Yet. They Simply Sat There Silently, Watching The brand Crack And Blaze.
"Fire's An Amazing Thing. Water Is Its Only Fatal Weakness. How Did It Come To Be? Oh, Hold It I'm Starting To Talk Like Double-D." Eddy Told Himself.
"That Rhymes. Now I'm Talking Like Ed." Lee Told Herself.
They Just Lay There, And They Would've Dozed Off Again If The Others Hadn't Just Walked In. Ed And Edd Hung Their Wet Jackets On The jas Rack.
The Couples All Shared Big Armchairs, Just Staring Silently In The Warmth Of The Fire, Not One Of Them Wanting To Break The Magical Silence. But Finally, Edd Spoke."I Think Its Just Lovely That We're All Finally Together. Just Think, A jaar geleden We Didn't Even Love The Kanker Sisters, But Now They're Our Girlfriends! I Guess u Never Know Whats Going To Happen Next.And Its Also Nice That We're All Happily Together And Kevin And Nazz Will Never Know Our Happiness. Marie Agreed.
They All Sighed. Marie Was Right. They Had A Happiness That Only They Shared. They Simply Went Silent Again, And There Was Another Knock At The Door.
"I'll Get It." Lee Walked Up To Answer The Door, And Was Greeted door A Snowball In The Gut. She Held Her Stomach And Looked Up. It Was Kevin, Laughing His Head Off. "Why You!" Lee Chased After Him. She Caught Him, stal His jas And Sweater, Revealing Only His Undershirt, And Tied Him To A Tree.
Kevin Was Already Shivering. "L-Let Me Out, D-D-orkette"
"Not On Your Life, Kevin." She Said, Slamming The Door.
"Nice One, Lee. Wanna Go Out And Throw Snowballs At Him?" Eddy Asked. "I Found Some Rocks We Can Stick In Em!"
"Cool, Lets Go!" And The Two Ran Out The Door,
Shouts Of Pain Followed, With Laughing Mixed In. "That's Our Eddy And Lee" Ed Agreed. They All Shared A Laugh. Soon,
They Got Bored With The Game And Came Back Inside.
"Hey Eds, Why Don't u Stay At Our Place For Christmas?" Lee Asked.
"Sure!" They All Heartily Agreed. So They All Brought Their Presents To The Trailer So That They Could Open Them Together. That Night Was Christmas Eve, And Not One Person Slept A Wink.
When It Finally Came, They Raced Downstairs, Tripping On Every Step.
"Ha, Ha! Glorious Presents! Bet I Can Guess What u All Got Me!" Eddy Shouted, Shaking One Of Edd's Presents.
"Put That Down!" Edd Demanded.
"Edd, I Predict That u Are Getting A Handmade Sweater ...Possibllyyyyyy.Yellow."
"Ed, Make Him Stop!"
"Eddy, Put Down The Yellow Sweater"
Edd Merely Gave Him A Glare. Ed Shrugged His Shoulders With A sorry look. And They Opened Their Presents, Laughing Until They Cried, And Then They Ended The Special dag With Festive Dancing.
But They Forgot One Thing:
"GET ME DOWN FROM HEAR u DORKS!!!" Kevin Shouted, Still Tied To The Tree.
~The End~
There Was A Knock On The Door. "I'll Get It." Edd Offered, Walking Towards The Door. He Slid It Open To Find The Kanker Sisters, of May, Lee, And Marie As They Were Also Known, At The Door. May Wore A Baby Blue Sweatsuit, Marie Wore A Green jas With Blue Jeans, And Lee Wore A Red Sweater With Blue Jeans, Her Hair Done Up In Its Normal Curls. "
Girls! Welcome! Do Come In." Edd Politely Let Them Pass With A Gesture Of His Arm, And Marie Kissed Him On The Cheek. Edd Shut The Door, And They Walked In.
"Hey! Wanna Help Us With My Christmas Tree?" Eddy Asked, Trying In Vain To Keep Steady On Eds Shoulders.
Lee Grabbed Some Lights And Said, "Yeah! Make Way!" And She Strung The Lights Around The boom As Quick As A Rabbit.
Marie Helped Edd With The Tinsel, And May Put On Some Ornaments With Lee. "Anyone For A Chorus Of Christmas carols?" Marie Asked.
"Good Idea, Marie! Which Carol? Deck The Halls?" Ed Asked.
Eddy Sighed. "We've Been Singing That One All Day. Lets Sing Something Different."
Edd Cleared His Throat And Sang, "We Wish u A Merry Christmas, We Wish u A Merry Christmas, We Wish u A Merry Christmas, And A Happy New Year! Good Tidings We Bring, To u And Your Kin, We WISH u A Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year!" Ed Continued, Then Trailed Off. "I Don't Know The Rest" He Sheepishly Confessed.
"Neither Do I" They All Laughed.
"Lets Sing, Riu Chiu We Haven't Done That Yet" Eddy Said. Eddy Cleared His Throat And Sang, "Riu Riu Chiu, La Guarda Ribera"
"Dios guardo el lobo de nuestra Cordera...dios guardo el lobo de nuestra Cordera..." they all sang.
"Riu riu chiu la guarda ribera...dios guarda el lobo de nuestra Cordera," they harmonized, coming in at different times.
"El lobo rabioso la quiso morder... Mas Dios poderoso la supo defender... Quizola hazer que no pudiese pecar... Ni aun Original esta Virgin no tuviera..." Eddy sang.
They all sang the chorus again, and then Lee continued. "Este qu'es nacido es el Gran Monarca... Christo Patriarca de carne vestido... Hemos redimido con se hazer chiquito... Aunqu'era infinito, finito se hiziera..."
And they sang the chorus again, harmonizing strongly on the last note.
They Sat And Smiled. The boom Was Almost Done, They Just Had To Put On The Star. Lee Lifted Eddy Onto Her Shoulders And He Put On The Star
"Complete!" Edd And Marie Chorused In Unison.
"Well, That Takes Care Of It. Lets Go Outside." Eddy Hopped Off Lee's Shoulders, And They All Ran Outside. It Was Covered In Snow And Ice, And Everyone Was Outside. They Walked Up To The Creek To Ice Skate, And Put On Some Skates. May Had White Skates, Marie Had Green Skates, And Lee Had Red Skates. The Eds All Wore Blue Skates.They All Slid Onto The Ice, And Lee Did A Perfect Figure 8. Marie Did pirouettes Over The Water, And May Skated Backwards. The Eds Joined Their Girlfriends, And They Joined Hands. They Skated Together, And Eddy Leaped Over Lee And Skidded, Showering Chips Of Ice On Kevin And Nazz.
"Augh! I Got Ice In My Hair!" Nazz Pouted, Swatting At Her Head.
"What're u Dorks And Dorkettes Doing Here?"Kevin Asked.
"Skating" Eddy Retorted, Hands On Hips. "What Do u THINK We're Doing?"
Lee Joined Him And Showed meer Ice On Them. Eddy Grinned. Lee Smiled And They Skated Away, Hand In Hand. Kevin And Nazz Tripped Them And They Skidded Face First. Ed And May Helped Them Up And They Skated Off The Ice, Took Off Their Skates And Put On Their Shoes, And Walked Back To The Kankers Trailer. They Relaxed, A Hot brand Was Blazing.
She Sat Down In A Large fauteuil And Eddy Sat On Her Lap And Leaned Against Her, Resting. They Closed Their Eyes And Fell Asleep. When They Awoke, They Found That The brand Was Still Burning, And That The Other Two Couples Weren't Back Yet. They Simply Sat There Silently, Watching The brand Crack And Blaze.
"Fire's An Amazing Thing. Water Is Its Only Fatal Weakness. How Did It Come To Be? Oh, Hold It I'm Starting To Talk Like Double-D." Eddy Told Himself.
"That Rhymes. Now I'm Talking Like Ed." Lee Told Herself.
They Just Lay There, And They Would've Dozed Off Again If The Others Hadn't Just Walked In. Ed And Edd Hung Their Wet Jackets On The jas Rack.
The Couples All Shared Big Armchairs, Just Staring Silently In The Warmth Of The Fire, Not One Of Them Wanting To Break The Magical Silence. But Finally, Edd Spoke."I Think Its Just Lovely That We're All Finally Together. Just Think, A jaar geleden We Didn't Even Love The Kanker Sisters, But Now They're Our Girlfriends! I Guess u Never Know Whats Going To Happen Next.And Its Also Nice That We're All Happily Together And Kevin And Nazz Will Never Know Our Happiness. Marie Agreed.
They All Sighed. Marie Was Right. They Had A Happiness That Only They Shared. They Simply Went Silent Again, And There Was Another Knock At The Door.
"I'll Get It." Lee Walked Up To Answer The Door, And Was Greeted door A Snowball In The Gut. She Held Her Stomach And Looked Up. It Was Kevin, Laughing His Head Off. "Why You!" Lee Chased After Him. She Caught Him, stal His jas And Sweater, Revealing Only His Undershirt, And Tied Him To A Tree.
Kevin Was Already Shivering. "L-Let Me Out, D-D-orkette"
"Not On Your Life, Kevin." She Said, Slamming The Door.
"Nice One, Lee. Wanna Go Out And Throw Snowballs At Him?" Eddy Asked. "I Found Some Rocks We Can Stick In Em!"
"Cool, Lets Go!" And The Two Ran Out The Door,
Shouts Of Pain Followed, With Laughing Mixed In. "That's Our Eddy And Lee" Ed Agreed. They All Shared A Laugh. Soon,
They Got Bored With The Game And Came Back Inside.
"Hey Eds, Why Don't u Stay At Our Place For Christmas?" Lee Asked.
"Sure!" They All Heartily Agreed. So They All Brought Their Presents To The Trailer So That They Could Open Them Together. That Night Was Christmas Eve, And Not One Person Slept A Wink.
When It Finally Came, They Raced Downstairs, Tripping On Every Step.
"Ha, Ha! Glorious Presents! Bet I Can Guess What u All Got Me!" Eddy Shouted, Shaking One Of Edd's Presents.
"Put That Down!" Edd Demanded.
"Edd, I Predict That u Are Getting A Handmade Sweater ...Possibllyyyyyy.Yellow."
"Ed, Make Him Stop!"
"Eddy, Put Down The Yellow Sweater"
Edd Merely Gave Him A Glare. Ed Shrugged His Shoulders With A sorry look. And They Opened Their Presents, Laughing Until They Cried, And Then They Ended The Special dag With Festive Dancing.
But They Forgot One Thing:
"GET ME DOWN FROM HEAR u DORKS!!!" Kevin Shouted, Still Tied To The Tree.
~The End~
