Giselle: [singing] How does she know...
Robert: [laughs] No, don't.
Giselle: u love her? / How does she know...
Robert: People look-looking.
Giselle: She's yours?
Robert: [interrupting] Don't sing. It's OK, u know. Let's just walk. Can we walk?
Giselle: [speaks] Well, does she?
Robert: Yeah.

Prince Edward: [threatening Robert with his sword] Have u any last words before I dispatch you?
Robert: u have got to be kidding me!
Prince Edward: Strange words!

Giselle: Is that the only word u know? "No?"
Robert: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I mean, No!
Giselle: "No! No! No!" Over and over! When u keep saying "No!" it just makes me so... Sometimes u make me so!... angry.
[laughs really hard]

Robert: [Giselle and the other people at Central Park all start singing] He knows the song too? I've never heard this song before! What the hell is it?

Queen Narissa: [transforms into a dragon] If I'm to remain queen I'll need a story for when I go back to Andalasia. What about "a giant, dangerous monster appeared and killed everyone, and poor Queen Narissa she just couldn't save them!" Let's start with the girl who started it all!
Robert: [pushes Giselle further behind him] Over my dead body!
Queen Narissa: [shrugs] Alright, I'm flexible.
[grabs Robert instead]

Robert: [after Giselle has bitten the poisoned apple] Please, don't leave me.

Robert: [singing to Giselle along with the bandleader at the ball] Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.

Robert: Would u like me to call someone for you?
Giselle: I don't think they would hear u from here.

Robert: [struggling to break free of her grasp] You're crazy!
Queen Narissa: No. Spiteful, vindictive, *very large*, but never crazy.

Giselle: Why are u staring at me?
Robert: I don't know. It's just that... it's like u escaped from a Hallmark card of something.
Giselle: Is that a bad thing?

Robert: [tries to stop Nancy from leaving] What... what about taking morgan to school, u know, for some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: What, so u can have some grown-up girl bonding time?
Nancy Tremaine: [glares pointedly at Giselle]
Nancy Tremaine: I don't think so.

Giselle: Is this a habit of yours? Falling off of stuff?
Robert: Only when you're there to catch me.

Giselle: [after leaving the shower] Good morning, Robert. I hope u had wonderful dreams.
Robert Philip: I think I'm still in one.

Giselle: Now if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night.
Robert Philip: What kind of place?
Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow of a hollow tree.
Robert Philip: A hollow tree?
Giselle: of a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

Giselle: Nobody has been very nice to me.
Robert: Yeah, well, welcome to New York.
Giselle: Thank you.

Giselle: [singing] Well, does he take u out dancing / Just so he can hold u close?
Robert: [speaking] I don't dance!
Giselle: Dedicate a song / With words meant just for you? / Ooh ooh
Robert: [speaking] And I really don't sing.

[greeting Robert at the King's and Queen's Ball]
Giselle: I'm surprised. u zei u couldn't dance.
Robert: I zei I didn't. I never zei I couldn't.

Giselle: [after Robert knocks on the bathroom door] Hello?
Robert: Okay, u know what? u gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming of you're just...?
Giselle: Prince Edward.
Robert: Whatever. Look, I'll get u to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't... I can't get involved after that.
[Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue dress]
Robert: Where did u get that?
Giselle: I made it. Do u like it?
[Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains, and looks quite shocked]
Giselle: You're unhappy.
Robert: *You made a dress out of my curtains*?
Giselle: Oh, u are unhappy!

[talking about Giselle]
Sam: She has no driver's license, no passport, I can't even find this place she comes from.
Robert: What place?
Sam: Andalusia.
Robert: Andalasia.
Sam: Whatever. I've called every travel agent. I'm not sure if it's a country of a city.
Robert: It can't be a state.
[Both watch Giselle acting strangely]
Sam: meer like a state of mind. She told me it's just beyond the meadows of joy and the valley of contentment. What is that all about?

Robert: Oh my.
Giselle: Oh my. He's here!
Robert: Apparently.
Giselle: Oh my. Oh my goodness. How do I look?
Robert: Slightly stunned.
Giselle: No, I mean, how do I look?
[mean her appearance]
Robert: u look... beautiful.

Robert: Now she thinks that u and I...
Giselle: Kissed?
Robert: Yeah, something like that.

Robert: So, what's the deal with this prince of yours? How long u been together?
Giselle: [wistfully] Oh, about a day.
Robert: u mean it feels like a dag because you're so in love.
Giselle: No, it's been a day.
Robert: You're kidding me. A day? One day?
Giselle: Yes.
[wistful again]
Giselle: And tomorrow it will be two days.
Robert: You're joking.
Giselle: No. I'm not.
Robert: Yeah, u are.
Giselle: But I'm not.
Robert: You're gonna marry somebody after a day? Because u fell in love with him?
Giselle: Yes.
[grins]
Giselle: Yes!
Robert: [laughs as she drags him away]

Giselle: What about you? How long have u known your Nancy?
Robert: Uh, five years.
Giselle: And u haven't proposed?
Robert: Well, no, I...
Giselle: Well no wonder she's angry.
Robert: Well...

Robert: u know most normal people get to know each other before they get married. They date.
Giselle: Date?
Robert: Yeah, u know. Date.
[Giselle shakes her head not understanding]
Robert: u go someplace special, like a restaurant, of a movie, of museum, of u just hang out and u talk.
Giselle: What do u talk about?
Robert: About each other. About yourself. About your interests, your likes your dislikes, u talk.
[both laugh]
Giselle: Oh, u have such strange ideas about love.
Robert: Maybe we should just do what u do. u meet, u have lunch, and u get married.
Giselle: Oh, u forgot about happily ever after.
Robert: Forget about happily ever after, it doesn't exist.

Robert: [off Giselle's look] What?
Giselle: This is a very nice place.
Robert: Yeah?
Giselle: And we're eating dinner.
Robert: Yeah.
Giselle: [happily] This is a date!
Robert: Yeah!
[happy then realizing his mistake]
Robert: No! No. No, no, no, no. We're just, um, we're just friends.

Robert: [after talking on the phone] It was Nancy. She's a lot like the woman in your book. Sweetie... I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
morgan Philip: What?
Robert: Ye, u like her, don't you? We all get along, we have a good time together.
morgan Philip: Where's she going to live?
Robert: She's gonna live with us
morgan Philip: Do I have to give up my bedroom?
Robert: No, u don't have to give up your bedroom. No. Come on, It's gonna be great. I promise. It's not like she's gonna try and be your mother.
morgan Philip: u mean stepmother.
Robert: She's gonna be a nice stepmother. She's gonna take u to school tomorrow, just u and her, for some grown-up girl-bonding time.
morgan Philip: I'm only six.
Robert: u won't always be.

morgan Philip: But I think she might be a real princess!

Robert Philip: morgan honey, just because she has on a funny dress doesn't mean she's a princess. She's a seriously confused woman who's fallen into our laps.

Robert: Now put on your night japon, jurk and go to sleep.(To Morgan)

Robert: I know that u are taking advice from a forest rodent but I wanted to say that ah if it didn't work out and that u wanted to stay in New York ,i'd like to help.

Robert: Thats impossible.........it couldn't be me......I only knew for a few days.......this is crazy.