Ok. Sweet mamajamma criscrockity Jesus dick.
I've been seeing a few roleplayers here and there(especially on HERE...) that make me want to just... screech and jump out of a window.
Most of u here rp Eridan completely wrong.
First off, THIS is his typing quirk:
"all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES"
As u can see, on words ending with "ing" he only puts "in".
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS
Ex; Pleading would be pleadin
meer obviously, w's and v's are doubled. Hopefully u can gather that.
Second; ERIDAN USES NO CAPITALIZATION of PUNCTUATION
I feel I MUST enforce this one. Sweet fuck.
If u roleplay Eridan like this:
That's too fuckin bad, landwweller.
It's wrong. No periods, no commas. No nothin.
Third; This is something I saw. Something I really wanted to rant about, but I couldn't.
Eridan does not use emoticons.
He doesn't. He does not. It's not a thing he does.
No "o3o" no "-_-" ABSOLUTELY NO "u3u"
I do not give 10 flying fucks about your personal preference. Eridan is not a kawaii desu teenage girl that's texting on her phone using emoticons.
Fourth; His personality. Please regard his personality. If you're going to rp Eridan, please respect his character.
Eridan is not a pail-crazy idiot that only cares about filling quadrants.
Nope, that's not him.
In all honesty, Eridan is a lonely seadweller looking for someone to be door him.
Being a highblood, he grew up very lonely. He's not a promiscuous man-whore looking for someone to fill a pail with. PLEASE DON'T DEPICT HIM AS SUCH.
There's nothing that rustles my jimmies meer than seeing an Eridan roleplayer eager to hope on Sollux's bulge. For Goodness sake, if u like Eridan enough to rp him, give him some dignity!
Another depiction I hate as the perfectly sane moe character that only wants the best for his friends.
**SPOILERS** Uhh... remember when Eridan killed Feferi and Kanaya out of pure jealousy? Yeah.
Eridan is a douchebag. A really big douchebag who has a thing for GENOCIDE and "science".
He has a royalty complex, too. (Keep in mind this is coming from someone whose favoriete troll is Eridan. I love him, but even I can see this. It's not that hard to see.)
All these traits need to be addressed.
If u are an Eridan Rper that has committed any of the crimes listed above, I lost all respect for u and presume u have not read the comic, and have no respect for Eridan's character. None. At all.
Thank you.
I've been seeing a few roleplayers here and there(especially on HERE...) that make me want to just... screech and jump out of a window.
Most of u here rp Eridan completely wrong.
First off, THIS is his typing quirk:
"all of her FRAUDULENT MAGICS cannot come close to posin threat to my mastery ovver the TRUEST SCIENCES"
As u can see, on words ending with "ing" he only puts "in".
PLEASE TAKE NOTE OF THIS
Ex; Pleading would be pleadin
meer obviously, w's and v's are doubled. Hopefully u can gather that.
Second; ERIDAN USES NO CAPITALIZATION of PUNCTUATION
I feel I MUST enforce this one. Sweet fuck.
If u roleplay Eridan like this:
That's too fuckin bad, landwweller.
It's wrong. No periods, no commas. No nothin.
Third; This is something I saw. Something I really wanted to rant about, but I couldn't.
Eridan does not use emoticons.
He doesn't. He does not. It's not a thing he does.
No "o3o" no "-_-" ABSOLUTELY NO "u3u"
I do not give 10 flying fucks about your personal preference. Eridan is not a kawaii desu teenage girl that's texting on her phone using emoticons.
Fourth; His personality. Please regard his personality. If you're going to rp Eridan, please respect his character.
Eridan is not a pail-crazy idiot that only cares about filling quadrants.
Nope, that's not him.
In all honesty, Eridan is a lonely seadweller looking for someone to be door him.
Being a highblood, he grew up very lonely. He's not a promiscuous man-whore looking for someone to fill a pail with. PLEASE DON'T DEPICT HIM AS SUCH.
There's nothing that rustles my jimmies meer than seeing an Eridan roleplayer eager to hope on Sollux's bulge. For Goodness sake, if u like Eridan enough to rp him, give him some dignity!
Another depiction I hate as the perfectly sane moe character that only wants the best for his friends.
**SPOILERS** Uhh... remember when Eridan killed Feferi and Kanaya out of pure jealousy? Yeah.
Eridan is a douchebag. A really big douchebag who has a thing for GENOCIDE and "science".
He has a royalty complex, too. (Keep in mind this is coming from someone whose favoriete troll is Eridan. I love him, but even I can see this. It's not that hard to see.)
All these traits need to be addressed.
If u are an Eridan Rper that has committed any of the crimes listed above, I lost all respect for u and presume u have not read the comic, and have no respect for Eridan's character. None. At all.
Thank you.
