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posted by BrianGsBrother

Peter:Oh Yeah,I Know All About The F-C-C!()=not part of the song)
Bum Buh Dum Dum Duh
Peter:They Will Clean Up All Your Taking In A Menace Such As This-
Brian:They Will Make u Take A Tinkle When u Wanna Take A Piss
Stewie:And They'll Make u Call Follachio(i dont know what that is)A broek Friendly Kiss!
All:Its The Plain Situation! There's No Negotiation! Peter:With The Fellas At the Freakin' FCC!
Brian:There As Stuffy As The Stuffiest Of Speical Intrest Groups
Peter:Make A Joke About Your Bouls And They'll Order In The Troops!
Stewie:Any Baby With A Brain Could Tell Them Everybody Poops!
All:Take...

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Family Guy Part One

posted by Courtney370

The dag All Began With Chris Waking Up In The Morning With His Alarm Clock Beeping. Beep! Beep! Beep! Chris Get Up Out Of Your bed and Turn That Alarm Clock Off!! zei Peter As He Was In The bed With Lois. Ok Dad! zei Chris. Chris Got Out Of His bed and Went To The Living Room To Play videos Games All Day. *In Meg's Room. Oh Meg Wake Up. zei Peter As He Put His Butt In Meg's Face Getting Ready To Let Out A Big Fart. What Dad? Today Is Saturday and We Don't Have To Go To School Today For Five Weeks. zei Meg. Yeah But Do u Know What Today Is? zei Peter. What? zei Meg. Fart Day!! zei Peter...

top, boven 20 reasons why Family Guy needs to reinvent itself

posted by Mingsunchao1824

The fanbase: Like any long running tv toon Family Guy's fans are very unpleasable because the older fans over praise the first 3 seasons while the newer fans praise the later seasons while both sides bash each of Family Guy's season eras.

The characters: I love all the characters despite their drastic over the top, boven character flaws and dynamic changes, but most of the fans have a hard time accepting those changes because they feel that all the characters should've remained the same since the late 90s based on overrated nostalgia.

The plots and cutaways: Alot of people always say that the cutaway...

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What I think of Family Guy vs. What my mother thinks of Family Guy

posted by SickBucket

Me:
Family guy is basically what keeps me watching Comedy Central, it is the balance between fat Americans and really pretty wives (I am not lesbian of bi but u have to admit Louis is pretty). It's ironic and makes no utter sense but that is what makes it amazing. If Peter wasn't Catholic I woudld think he was the stupidest awesomest person in the world. Also I just love Stewie he is a freaking genius.

My mum:
What the freaking hell is this u are watching? It is utter crap and the amount of times I have heard the word penis from in the lounge..... wait are u typing this???????

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FCC Lyrics

posted by Robssesed

Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this
Brian: They will make u take a tinkle when u want to take a p*ss
Stewie: And they'll make u call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: It's the plain situation!
There's no negiotiation!
Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!

Brian: They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups...
Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!
Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson!
You'll never win by...

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Family Guy - Good Mornin'

posted by Courtneyfan6

Goodmorning

[Joe is at the Griffins' house, making his vrienden dance with hip. Cleveland is on the piano]
Joe: All right, we're gonna do it once more! [everyone moans in agony] And this time, NO MISTAKES! ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!
[Cleveland begins playing, while Peter, Joe and Quagmire dance]
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin'!
Cleveland: It's great to stay up late!
Peter, Joe, and Quagmire: Good mornin', good mornin', to you!
[Joe sits on Quagmires lap as Peter continues dancing]
Peter: When the band, begins to play, The stars were shinin' bright!
Quagmire: But now the milkman's on his way,...

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family guy

posted by lilylove89

Family Guy is an American animated televisie series created door Seth MacFarlane for the vos, fox Broadcasting Company. The series centers on the Griffins, a dysfunctional family consisting of parents Peter and Lois; their children Meg, Chris, and Stewie; and their anthropomorphic pet dog Brian. The toon is set in the fictional city of Quahog, Rhode Island, and exhibits much of its humor in the form of cutaway gags that often lampoon American culture.

The family was conceived door MacFarlane after developing two animated films, The Life of Larry and Larry & Steve. MacFarlane redesigned the films'...

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My family guy script

posted by Hades332

Family Guy Script
Episode: ###
Stewie Quagmire
Summary: When Stewie gets a cold, Lois is forced to take him to the doctor, where his birth certificate shows up, revealing that he’s Quagmire’s son.

Key: ( ) = location
{ } = info
[ ] = Action
/ = commercial break
(Griffin house)
(Living Room)

[Family sitting on divan, bank watching TV]

Dianne Simpsons: In local news the, a cold academic has swept through Quahog.
Tom Tucker: Well, Dianne I’m not sure if it’s an academic. It’s just a cold.
Dianne: Do u really have to contradict everything I say?
Tom: I’m just saying, it happens once a year, it’s...

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Bag of weed

posted by Robssesed

Stewie: Now everybody gather 'round and listen if u
would
When I tell u every person needs a way of feeling
good
Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a
stick
Stewie & Brian: But all u need is a bag of weed to
really get a kick
All: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight
A Bag of Weed, A Bag of Weed
Oh, Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
It's the only hope that you'll ever need
Cuz' Everything is better with A Bag of Weed
Stewie: There u go, you're all getting it now
Ensemble: When Texas people want to feel good,
Stewie: They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid...

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Family Guy's Three Main Characters Reviewed Giggity Giggity.

posted by pauloc

What is the deal with the character from Family guy Stewie? Obviously he is a baby. A very intelligent and diabolical baby. This televisie program has raised meer than a few questions, and supplied limited antwoorden not to mention, quite a bit of controversy.

OK, we all saw the episode where Stewie turns a jaar old, so it is not a huge surprise that he speaks (even though he sounds meer like a thirty jaar old), but why does he have a British accent, when the family lives in Rhode Island, in the United states? Anyone who has heard a Rhode Island accent, of for that matter any New England accent...

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SCOOP! on upcoming Family Guy MOVIE!

posted by dyannnn

hallo Guys!

Can not wait for the Family Guy movie!
There is an awesome interview with their writer Ricky Blitt on MakingOf.com Check it out!!!

link

Blitt talks about how Seth Macfarlene asked him to write the movie. He's not new to Family Guy, already wrote 23 episodes for them - including the highly controversial and long awaited "When u Wish Upon a Weinstein."

The site, founded door the amazing Natalie Portman and Christine Aylward, gives a behind the scenes pass for all us movie lovers with exclusive interviews from industry insiders, clips and trailers from upcoming flicks, and a community section for us to connect with all the people in the biz!

Spread the word y'all! It's DEFINITELY worth checking out!