Family Guy

Peter: What the hell is he talking about?
Englishman: Oh, it’s Cricket. Marvelous game, really. u see, the bowler hurls the ball toward the batter who tries to play away a fine leg. He endeavors to score door dashing between the creases, provided the hekje, wicket keeper hasn’t whipped his bails off, of course.
Peter: Anybody get that?
Cleveland: The only British idiom I know is that “fag” means “cigarette.”
Peter: Well, someone tell this “cigarette” to shut up.
-Family Guy
Tonight there’s a new reality toon on Fox: “Fast Animals, Slow Children.”
-Peter Griffin
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link Review door Connie Norberg

Surprises come in small packages when Brian does not receive his invitation to his ex-girlfriend, Jillian’s wedding. In fact, the entire Griffin Family receives an invite to her wedding including the extra invite for a B. Ryan who happened to be staying at the Griffin’s house for a few weeks. This sends Brian in a downward spiral in denial. So Stewie offers Brian a lunch datum to meet Jillian’s fiancé, Derrick. This is where Brian ultimately discovers he is no match for the new man in Jillian’s life. He seemed rather competitive when her fiancé read the...