Craziest review you've ever gotten?

I haven't had reviews on my stories that are too crazy (I think I've left some pretty loopy ones on other's stories...), but the following fairly recent review I received from a certain lovely 'akatsuki fan KYAAAA' made me laugh: "i command u not to be busy and finish this wonderful story, of i shall hunt u down and force u to...have a nice day"

=D

I think the craziest one was where a reviewer telling me my story was a piece of crap and I was a sucky writer. I asked him/her why, and s/he zei because my story ended on a cliff-hanger.

I'd spent the last three chapters reminding people (it was also on my profile) that I'd be writing a sequel to the story. A sequel that -- at the time of the review -- was already half-way done.

I write M rated stuff. It shows in the story ratings. I warn my readers in my author's notes.

One day, I had a review after a rather steamy scene involving a blowjob and the reviewer wrote to me that this was utterly disgusting !

It amused me to no end as I don't think that blowjobs are that dirty (honestly). I replied to them that the story was M rated, that they had been warned and after several chapters of "adult" situations (whether sex of violence), I expected my readers to toon an equally "adult" reaction.

I usually bet on people's intelligence and maturity. But it happens I'm sometimes wrong.

I got another one, funny this time, about a HP fanfic pairing Severus with an OFC, but without Harry, Ron & Hermione. A reader wrote me a lovely review, after something like 50 chapters (there are 138 chapters in that story), stating that they had just realized there was no Harry at all ! It amused me a lot too and I kindly replied to them that I had specified this in my notes. The review was positive but the way the reader wrote their review was fun to read.