I noticed something. Yes, I know that sounds unbelievable, it scares me too.

It seems a lot of people are wondering where the seemingly random hatred of Smurfs on Fanpop came from.

I know, sounds strange to me too. So I decided to investigate this mystery that has led to confusion and gnashing of teeth on Fanpop.



I did a little search, and the results were as suspected: I started it.

Yes, innocent little dazl. Didn't expect that one, did you?

See, Smurfs scare me. Always have. And no, I will not tell u why. That's a private matter between me and my shrink on Tuesdays, and my therapy group on Thursdays and Saturday afternoons.

So, I naturally thought of defending myself. Self defense. And choking came to mind. Therefore, link arose.



Then, I began to think, since Fanpoppers apparantly find the idea of killing little blue thing disgusting. And then it hit me. A viable bron of nutrition AND a method of elimination! Which led to link.



It then seemed to snowball. Everyone soon knew of my aversion to the cerulean sprites and began to tease me *suppresses memory*.



Then, something wonderous happened. Other Smurf haters declared themselves Gargamelian. And door that I mean AntiSmurf.

Soon, the hatred of Smurfs had dripped over into picks. People began to imagine me fighting Smurfs, running from Smurfs...*panic attack*

So that is the shameful secret of the Anti-Smurfers.

To the AntiSmurfers: Yes, I know I owe u guys wages for keeping them away from me. I'll pay u when Chel runs out of picks.

To those who like Smurfs: Sorry?

UPDATE: I just saw someone asking about the Smurf thing in one of Chel's picks. Now that is timing!