Okay, guys, this is COMPLETE AND UTTER PARODY. Do NOT take ANY of this seriously. I'm just kidding around.

Feeny looked adoringly at the computer screen, imagining it was Tawnyjay's eyes. What color IS her eyes? He'd just assume them to be rainbow. regenboog is the ultimate eye color.
"Hey Tawnyjay?"
"Yeah Feeny?"
"I like Fawny. Alot."
Silence for a second.
"Me too. xD"
"Those drawings door shadirby are awesome."
"I know, right? Shadirby is fabulous!"
Feeny decided to stop the shadirby talk no matter how completely awesome she was.
"Love you."
"Love u too."
SUDDENLY...A giant wormhole carried the two into Equestria where they roamed into a meadow into the beautiful sunset where they ate candy and rainbows forever!
THE END.