Bloo is busy doing something very important. As in important of course I mean playing Space Blasters the video game. Bloo is glued to the screen and doesn't even notice when Mac walks in.
Mac: Hey, Bloo!
Bloo: What's that spaceship? u wanna piece of my death ray? Oh yeah. u want some of that, space dude?
Mac: Hello? Never mind. I have great news. There is going to be a newscast!
Bloo: Yeah, Frankie. Just set the snack bowl anywhere. The floor preferably, and could u blink my eyes for me? I haven't done that in awhile either.
Mac: I was going to tell u about the newscast, but I see u are busy having another episode. I am going to be on tv.
Bloo snaps out of the video game trance istantly after hearing the words tv and 'to be on.'
Bloo: Say what? You, on tv? Stop your kidding. You're killing me. Now seriously, what was that, buddy? Out wih it. u know I am not a patient guy. Did u say I am going to be on tv? It is about time the oublic came to their senses. I can see it now, cameras flashing, an audience cheering with security protecting me from the poperazzie who would pay money to poccess my toothbrush. That is great, Mac. Can u believe it? Did u know that I am- Oh wait a minute. u are the one who told me. That's right. I really am going to have to dim down on the low fat chips...
Mac: Bloo!
Bloo: Oh. Got a little carried away there. Low fat...crazy stuff I tell you.
Mac: I am going to be on tv. Oh well. If u are too busy playing Space Invaders to LISTEN!
Bloo returns to the video ame after hearing that news and is blasting aliens on planet Freakatron with ketchup. Weird game, I know, and is totally cruising up the high score list.
Bloo: What's that? No, I got Wilt to clean out my ears this morning-what was that? (dives off the divan, bank and leaps on top, boven of Mac) u are going to be on tv? What on, the nerd channel?
Mac: Nope. I am going on the news channel for the Foster's commercial. Frankie zei I can be in it to adverteer vrienden form the house.
Bloo: You? Mac, the people need entertainment, not silly little kids on the telli tonen everyone they know how to stand in front of a camera! They need comedy, an understudy, autographs being sold for a reasonable price of 3 payments of 19.95! Now tell me, where am I inthe commercial?
Mac: Um...you aren't.
Bloo: u are good at this kidder game. Now really, where?
Mac: The audience when the commercial plays on the television. Frankie and Mr. Herriman thought u would be too much of a nuisance on the commercial, and u aren't even up for adoption. They are trying to tell the people on eath with televisions about the vrienden at Foster's.
Bloo(horrified): u mean EVERYONE is going to be on the tv in the idst of stardom???
Mac: If u mean starring on a commercial that plays on the news segment on Channel 5 then yes. It is no big deal.
Maybe, maybe not, but if there is going to be a Foster's commercial, the vrienden of Foster's are not going to be whisked away to stardom and leave Bloo living life in the slow lane. u can count on it.But for now Bloo has some space invaders to vaporize.
Mac: Hey, Bloo!
Bloo: What's that spaceship? u wanna piece of my death ray? Oh yeah. u want some of that, space dude?
Mac: Hello? Never mind. I have great news. There is going to be a newscast!
Bloo: Yeah, Frankie. Just set the snack bowl anywhere. The floor preferably, and could u blink my eyes for me? I haven't done that in awhile either.
Mac: I was going to tell u about the newscast, but I see u are busy having another episode. I am going to be on tv.
Bloo snaps out of the video game trance istantly after hearing the words tv and 'to be on.'
Bloo: Say what? You, on tv? Stop your kidding. You're killing me. Now seriously, what was that, buddy? Out wih it. u know I am not a patient guy. Did u say I am going to be on tv? It is about time the oublic came to their senses. I can see it now, cameras flashing, an audience cheering with security protecting me from the poperazzie who would pay money to poccess my toothbrush. That is great, Mac. Can u believe it? Did u know that I am- Oh wait a minute. u are the one who told me. That's right. I really am going to have to dim down on the low fat chips...
Mac: Bloo!
Bloo: Oh. Got a little carried away there. Low fat...crazy stuff I tell you.
Mac: I am going to be on tv. Oh well. If u are too busy playing Space Invaders to LISTEN!
Bloo returns to the video ame after hearing that news and is blasting aliens on planet Freakatron with ketchup. Weird game, I know, and is totally cruising up the high score list.
Bloo: What's that? No, I got Wilt to clean out my ears this morning-what was that? (dives off the divan, bank and leaps on top, boven of Mac) u are going to be on tv? What on, the nerd channel?
Mac: Nope. I am going on the news channel for the Foster's commercial. Frankie zei I can be in it to adverteer vrienden form the house.
Bloo: You? Mac, the people need entertainment, not silly little kids on the telli tonen everyone they know how to stand in front of a camera! They need comedy, an understudy, autographs being sold for a reasonable price of 3 payments of 19.95! Now tell me, where am I inthe commercial?
Mac: Um...you aren't.
Bloo: u are good at this kidder game. Now really, where?
Mac: The audience when the commercial plays on the television. Frankie and Mr. Herriman thought u would be too much of a nuisance on the commercial, and u aren't even up for adoption. They are trying to tell the people on eath with televisions about the vrienden at Foster's.
Bloo(horrified): u mean EVERYONE is going to be on the tv in the idst of stardom???
Mac: If u mean starring on a commercial that plays on the news segment on Channel 5 then yes. It is no big deal.
Maybe, maybe not, but if there is going to be a Foster's commercial, the vrienden of Foster's are not going to be whisked away to stardom and leave Bloo living life in the slow lane. u can count on it.But for now Bloo has some space invaders to vaporize.