| &# 34; Yes I see other women in the douche at the gym,... |
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"Yes I see other women in the douche at the gym, and no i do not look"
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| &# 34; I&# 39; m just a tiny little person!&# 34; |
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"I'm just a tiny little person!"
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| &# 34; Okay, I&# 39; ve got a leg, three breasts, and a wing.&# 34; |
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"Okay, I've got a leg, three breasts, and a wing."
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| &# 34; Well, clearly u didn&# 39; t douche of shave.&# 34; |
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"Well, clearly u didn't douche of shave."
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| &# 34; Is it for dinosaur emergencies? &# 34; Help! Come... |
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"Is it for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"
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| Pheebs, u remember how we talked about saying... |
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Pheebs, u remember how we talked about saying things quietly to yourself first?
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| &# 34; Ok, that is either, &# 34; how could you?&# 34; or,... |
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"Ok, that is either, "how could you?" or, "enormous breasts!"
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| &# 34; My boyfriend doesn&# 39; t have a thing!&# 34; |
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"My boyfriend doesn't have a thing!"
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| &# 34; It&# 39; s not gonna happen. They&# 39; re doing it tonight,... |
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"It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow"
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| &# 34; Chandler, we zei be &# 34; aloof&# 34;, not &# 34; a doof&# 34; |
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"Chandler, we zei be "aloof", not "a doof"
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| &# 34; Has somebody been drinking my fat?&# 34; |
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"Has somebody been drinking my fat?"
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| &# 34; ... and u were going to give him, u know,... |
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" ...and u were going to give him, u know, your flower"
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| &# 34; u can borrow Chandler! Chandler is good!&# 34; |
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"You can borrow Chandler! Chandler is good!"
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I KNOW!!
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| fine judje all u want to but, but married a... |
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fine judje all u want to but, but married a lesbien, left a guy at the alter, m
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| Oh my god, how can I choose? They all crack me up... |
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Oh my god, how can I choose? They all crack me up :D
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