funny

Ok this is my lijst of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned door 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did u run your last race?" and the seconde one said,"How did u win the race?" the runner zei 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes u say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked u out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if u were locked in a Food Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<