Gir on his Piggy!

* as ash continued his jorney catching irkens he found a very tall and very fat one named sizzlorr*
ash: wow this pokemon is going 2 look good in a pokemon battle
pokedex: sizzlorr the foodcourtia frylord pokemon
* ash threw his pokeball at sizzlorr and he caught him*
ash: yay i got u now sizzlorr
sizzlorr: curse u ash i will get my revenge when i come out of this pokeball
ash: i will only use sizzlorr 4 pokemon battles
* ash kepr on walking and he found another irken and they r smeets this time they where as cute as pikachu*
ash: wow little smeet like pokemon i am going 2 catch them in the pokeballs...

We begin our story at Zim's house in the morning on Sunday. Gir went outside to go find a pig to play with. He didn't find a pig but he found the newspaper sitting on the front step. He grabbed it and went inside with it.
"What's this"asked G.I.R. Zim grabbed the paper and he said,
"It's a newspaper for Earth people to read."
"I had no idea" zei G.I.R. he jumped on the divan, bank and flipped through the pages and found something that zei JOBS. He asked Zim what it was and he said, "It's how Earth people make money".
"Ooohh Maybe there will be one of tacos." He found a job as a house attendent. He...