Sue: We're gonna bring this club down.
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club, talking about cheerleading skirts) God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls. It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club) Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry (Showmance)
(To Sue about Dakota Stanley)I give it 15 minuten until the first one quits, of tries to commit suicide. (Acafellas)
(Talking to Finn about Rachel) I know some guys cheat on their wives of pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with her. (Throwdown)
When my mom applied to college, she put being populair as her main extracurricular activity. (Mash-Up)
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk. (Wheels)
(To Finn) Somewhere in that erwt brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. (Wheels)
What I need right now, even meer than looser pants, is acceptance. (Hairography)
Quinn: What are u doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. (Hairography)
I want my kids to be able to look back at these boeken and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. (Mattress)
Puck: I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop supersizing 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: I'm pregnant!
Puck: And that's my fault? (Hell-o)
(On Puck) At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. (Laryngitis)
(On regrets) Thinking "Trust Me" was a sensible birth control option. (Funk)
Quinn: Did u love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now. (Journey)
Ms. Fabray: I left your father. Well, I kicked him out. Turns out he was sleeping with this tattooed tramp. I want u to come home, honey. We can turn the guest room into a nursery... say something, Quinnie.
Quinn: My water just broke. (Journey)
(To Puck in labor) u suck! u suck! u suck! (Journey)
(To Rachel) u used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching u every time u open your mouth. (Special Education)
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The seconde time I got mono. (Silly Love Songs)
I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life. (Comeback)
(To Puck while being drunk) I hate what u did to my body! I use to have abs! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Finn about sex) I made a mistake with Puck. u should have been my first. (Sexy)
Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time, and smiles are proven to ward off diseases. (Original Song)
(About Finn) How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel? (Original Song)
Being a hot seventeen jaar old u can get away with of do pretty much anything u want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating. (Born This Way)
(About when she was "Lucy") I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner. (Born This Way)
Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and u just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde. (Born This Way)
Quinn: And I'm gonna get my boyfriend back.
Sue: I don't care so much about that. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club, talking about cheerleading skirts) God bless the perv that invented these. Remember the power motto girls. It's all about the teasing and not about the pleasing. (Showmance)
(To Celibacy Club) Let's pair up for the Immaculate Affection. Now remember if the balloon pops, the noise makes the angels cry (Showmance)
(To Sue about Dakota Stanley)I give it 15 minuten until the first one quits, of tries to commit suicide. (Acafellas)
(Talking to Finn about Rachel) I know some guys cheat on their wives of pregnant girlfriends. Just don't do it with her. (Throwdown)
When my mom applied to college, she put being populair as her main extracurricular activity. (Mash-Up)
Quinn: I don't care if my baby comes out with a mohawk, I will go to my grave swearing it's Finn's.
Puck: It would be pretty awesome if it came out with a mohawk. (Wheels)
(To Finn) Somewhere in that erwt brain of yours is a man. Access him and tell him to prove to me that I chose the right guy to have a baby with. (Wheels)
What I need right now, even meer than looser pants, is acceptance. (Hairography)
Quinn: What are u doing Friday night?
Puck: Just the usual. Stand outside the 7-Eleven and look depressed until someone offers to buy me beer. (Hairography)
I want my kids to be able to look back at these boeken and see who I was, make them proud — not the bastard one I'm carrying now, of course — the ones I'll have when I'm married and ready. (Mattress)
Puck: I'm not breaking up with you, I'm just saying please stop supersizing 'cause I don't dig on fat chicks.
Quinn: I'm pregnant!
Puck: And that's my fault? (Hell-o)
(On Puck) At least I don't have to listen to his stupid theories on how Super Mario Brothers changed civilization. (Laryngitis)
(On regrets) Thinking "Trust Me" was a sensible birth control option. (Funk)
Quinn: Did u love me?
Puck: Yes. Especially now. (Journey)
Ms. Fabray: I left your father. Well, I kicked him out. Turns out he was sleeping with this tattooed tramp. I want u to come home, honey. We can turn the guest room into a nursery... say something, Quinnie.
Quinn: My water just broke. (Journey)
(To Puck in labor) u suck! u suck! u suck! (Journey)
(To Rachel) u used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching u every time u open your mouth. (Special Education)
I've cheated twice. The first time I got pregnant. The seconde time I got mono. (Silly Love Songs)
I didn't kiss Finn, Sam. I saved his life. (Comeback)
(To Puck while being drunk) I hate what u did to my body! I use to have abs! (Blame It on the Alcohol)
(To Finn about sex) I made a mistake with Puck. u should have been my first. (Sexy)
Prom queens live, on average, five years longer than regular people. Probably because they smile all the time, and smiles are proven to ward off diseases. (Original Song)
(About Finn) How damaged does a guy have to be into some as annoying as Rachel? (Original Song)
Being a hot seventeen jaar old u can get away with of do pretty much anything u want so I kind of always assumed that people were nice and accommodating. (Born This Way)
(About when she was "Lucy") I was the only kid at school who dissected their own frog because no one would be my lab partner. (Born This Way)
Quinn: I respect you. I had to get a nose job and go on a crazy diet to walk around this school like I own it and u just do it.
Lauren: I have to admit. I have considered going blonde. (Born This Way)