Hello,
this is the start of something crazy. Something my mind just needed to write, this is a prologue. It's something crazy, starring all favoriete members.
Enjoy and review,
TempeGeller
Tell me in a review in what house all Glee characters would be..
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, not the Harry Potter idea and the Glee idea. I just act a little crazy, can u blame me? Nope..
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Prologue
The dark straat in Lima Ohio was dark, as if no one remotely understood. Slowly principal Figgins walked on the street. He raised his left hand above his head, removing the light from the street. He stared at the house, Lima straat 505 was not lid. Chances were that the Berry's had turned in early. They probably didn't know they were celebrating, for them this was just a normal day. A perfectly normal Christmas evening. Neither of them would expect what was going to happen, he even doubted that they even know what's up. Figgins turned to the night sky. The stars were there, like nothing happened. Even though this Christmas would be remembered as the dag 'she who must not be talked about' exploded near Ireland. He turned away. He turned around, finding a small kitten there.
"I know u would be here.." Principal Figgins "Did I not pay for your booze? Professor Rhodes.."
The small kitten jumped towards him. Slowly she changed in the small woman known better as April Rhodes, professor of charms. She was the head of Gryffindor, her own house.
"Well.." April paused "Is it true?"
"I'm afraid so.." Principal Figgins "Like I hadn't warned her about.."
"Not the gym.." April rolled her eyes. "We both knew the school needed new brooms.."
"Well.." he turned away. "There's no budget.."
"Yeah, yeah.." April turned away. "What about 'you know'"
"I'm afraid so.." Principal Figgins turned away. "The good and the bad things.."
"So she really did look like she was 40?" April turned to the house. "Poor Shelby.."
"Are u sure about this muggles?" April turned to him. "I've been spying on them whole day, they don't have any sense of style, they're business men and to top, boven it all they're really bad singers. u can't put Rachel in this house, they'll give her anything. Wait a minute, I'm moving in. Do u think I can replace Rachel?"
"April.." Principal Figgins rolled her eyes. "Will's bringing him over.."
"Are u sure that Willam Schuester is up for this job?" April turned to him. "He's just a groundskeeper after all. One I had the pleasure of sleeping with.."
"Well, he was the only one willing to work on a holyday.." Principal Figgins "And he's the only one I can force to do it for free!"
"You and your damn budgets.." April turned away. "How is he getting the baby here? I thought he wasn't allowed to fly a bezem after …"
"He's taking that bike of his.." He raised an eyebrow. "The one that he.."
"What happened to Shelby?" April turned to her. "I didn't even know she dated anyone.."
"Well, she dated of pretended to datum one of this.." the principal turned to April. "Murgles.."
"Muggles…" April turned to him. The petite blonde smiled for a moment, she was probably making fun of him in her head. "What happened to her.."
"I know who you're talking about.." he turned away "And I have no idea, I think she might.."
"She might have.." April turned to the other side of the road. "What's that?"
"Oh no.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "Is that Will, playing 'don't stop believing', blasting it through the speakers. He could wake the entire neighborhood."
"Turn that down…." April waved her arms. "Or I'll toon u dreaming.."
"Hey guys.." Will Schuester parked his bike in front of the house. Shutting of the music. There was a scream form a house, telling the crazy lady to shut up. April rolled her eyes as she turned to Will Schuester. She gave him a crooked smile for once.
"We don't have time for that.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "So William, can u hand me the baby?"
"Are u sure that won't need budget cuts.." William smiled "You know how Terri gets, when u make me work on Sunday. She can't go to her evil club anymore.."
"You do know she's in Azkaban right.." April smiled "15 years in Azkaban is not a trip to the spa.."
"Yet that's her location on twitter.." Figgins smiled
"You crazy sun of a bitch!" April gave him a playful push. "So?"
"What about a date?" Will smiled "Just u and me.."
"How about u hand Rachel to Figgins?" April replied "Then I might just think about our drink date."
"Rachel?" Will turned to April "Then why have I been calling her 'Shelby Jr.' the whole way here.."
"Because u still think u could be the father.." April rolled her eyes. "Do the math, a person is not pregnant for 4 years…"
"William, I thank u for bring Rachel here for free.."
"For free?" Will raised an eyebrow "You told me u were paying me 3 Gallions an hour? Are u saying I took that detour for nothing?"
"I zei 3 Gallions.." Figgins smiled "I didn't say such thing.."
"Yeah, William.." April laughed "He promised me booze, and then I find out it's just enchanted water. Damn you, professor Corason.."
"She's a the most cheap potion master we could find on short notice.." Figgins replied "After the explosion a jaar ago, we can't pay for another room.."
"You do release u cause that yourself.." April smiled "He was trying to make polyjuice potion to get it on with Shelby Corcoran. Turns out, our friend doesn't know…"
"Well, let's get on with this.." Figgins replied "Time is money, and if we don't hurry up. I'll have to brand the potion master and hire someone cheaper.."
"You do release u can't cheaper…" April replied "Unless u ask Will to.."
"I'm in.." Will smiled
"Let's hurry!"
Principal Figgins stepped towards the closed door. The light was still turned off, sometimes they didn't even see anything. 'Lumus' April whispered as Will grabbed his flashlight, pointing it towards Figgins. Slowly he picked the baby from the side car of the cycle. Rachel Corcoran was still sleeping. veilig and sound.
"Booh!" April called trying to wake the sleeping child, but she didn't even make a sound. Will made a weird sound, as he turned to April. He gave her a mad look. Principal Figgins took a letter from his bag and put it on the doorstep.
"Give me the baby.." Figgins grabbed her, meanwhile Rachel woke up and started to cry. He put the baby on the doorstep, as he stared at the written welcome.
"Do u think this is smart?" April turned to her. "She'll be famous, everyone will know her name. She'll have to perform 'Don't rain on my parade' at five, she's going to be famous. Everyone in our word will know her name, that's fabulous right.."
"Well, it will be better.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "No, I just want her to be tormented in the first moments of her life. She'll like Hogwarts more.."
"But.." Will paused
"Good luck, Rachel Berry.."
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Hiram Berry turned around in the large bed, staring at the empty wall. The figures outside seemed to be arguing. But somewhere in his mind he believe it was some kind of nightmare he couldn't explain. Right now he didn't want to explain it. His better half Leroy was gone, he slowly turned around and stared at the empty side of the bed. He stood up as he walked towards the door.
"Something is wrong.." Leroy whispered as he turned to Hiram. "Something is going outside.."
"Yeah, it almost looked like a cat turning in a woman.." Hiram replied "And don't stop believing playing from a flying motor cycle.."
"Hiram, are u high again?" Leroy turned around "It was probably the kid volgende door, he always blast muziek from his speakers, we should thank god he started playing actual musical.."
"I don't understand.."
Slowly Hiram turned on the lights. He could almost hear three voices talking to each other. One of them was an obvious female's voice. Kind of annoying. All of the sudden they heard a baby crying.
"Is that a baby?" Leroy turned to Hiram, hearing something that Leroy had to. "Is it?"
"I think it's coming from the .." Hiram ran down the stairs. Opening the front door. He stared at the doorstep. There was a crying baby.
"What the hell is that a baby?" Leroy stared at him.
"There's a note.."
Hello mister and something Berry,
Shelby Corcoran died, it's sad. Here's the baby, take good care of it. We brought it here, and we don't need it back. We thank u for your attention, and we hope u like the baby.
Greetings,
Principal Marten Figgins
P.S. The baby cries and it's a girl named Rachel.
"Who the hell is Shelby?" Leroy turned to Hiram. "Do u know a Shelby?"
"Yeah, kind off.." Hiram turned to Leroy "I think this is my baby, it's not what u think it is.."
"So u weren't best friend and she didn't ask your for a baby?"
"It is what u think it is.."
"What are we going to do?"
this is the start of something crazy. Something my mind just needed to write, this is a prologue. It's something crazy, starring all favoriete members.
Enjoy and review,
TempeGeller
Tell me in a review in what house all Glee characters would be..
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this, not the Harry Potter idea and the Glee idea. I just act a little crazy, can u blame me? Nope..
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Prologue
The dark straat in Lima Ohio was dark, as if no one remotely understood. Slowly principal Figgins walked on the street. He raised his left hand above his head, removing the light from the street. He stared at the house, Lima straat 505 was not lid. Chances were that the Berry's had turned in early. They probably didn't know they were celebrating, for them this was just a normal day. A perfectly normal Christmas evening. Neither of them would expect what was going to happen, he even doubted that they even know what's up. Figgins turned to the night sky. The stars were there, like nothing happened. Even though this Christmas would be remembered as the dag 'she who must not be talked about' exploded near Ireland. He turned away. He turned around, finding a small kitten there.
"I know u would be here.." Principal Figgins "Did I not pay for your booze? Professor Rhodes.."
The small kitten jumped towards him. Slowly she changed in the small woman known better as April Rhodes, professor of charms. She was the head of Gryffindor, her own house.
"Well.." April paused "Is it true?"
"I'm afraid so.." Principal Figgins "Like I hadn't warned her about.."
"Not the gym.." April rolled her eyes. "We both knew the school needed new brooms.."
"Well.." he turned away. "There's no budget.."
"Yeah, yeah.." April turned away. "What about 'you know'"
"I'm afraid so.." Principal Figgins turned away. "The good and the bad things.."
"So she really did look like she was 40?" April turned to the house. "Poor Shelby.."
"Are u sure about this muggles?" April turned to him. "I've been spying on them whole day, they don't have any sense of style, they're business men and to top, boven it all they're really bad singers. u can't put Rachel in this house, they'll give her anything. Wait a minute, I'm moving in. Do u think I can replace Rachel?"
"April.." Principal Figgins rolled her eyes. "Will's bringing him over.."
"Are u sure that Willam Schuester is up for this job?" April turned to him. "He's just a groundskeeper after all. One I had the pleasure of sleeping with.."
"Well, he was the only one willing to work on a holyday.." Principal Figgins "And he's the only one I can force to do it for free!"
"You and your damn budgets.." April turned away. "How is he getting the baby here? I thought he wasn't allowed to fly a bezem after …"
"He's taking that bike of his.." He raised an eyebrow. "The one that he.."
"What happened to Shelby?" April turned to her. "I didn't even know she dated anyone.."
"Well, she dated of pretended to datum one of this.." the principal turned to April. "Murgles.."
"Muggles…" April turned to him. The petite blonde smiled for a moment, she was probably making fun of him in her head. "What happened to her.."
"I know who you're talking about.." he turned away "And I have no idea, I think she might.."
"She might have.." April turned to the other side of the road. "What's that?"
"Oh no.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "Is that Will, playing 'don't stop believing', blasting it through the speakers. He could wake the entire neighborhood."
"Turn that down…." April waved her arms. "Or I'll toon u dreaming.."
"Hey guys.." Will Schuester parked his bike in front of the house. Shutting of the music. There was a scream form a house, telling the crazy lady to shut up. April rolled her eyes as she turned to Will Schuester. She gave him a crooked smile for once.
"We don't have time for that.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "So William, can u hand me the baby?"
"Are u sure that won't need budget cuts.." William smiled "You know how Terri gets, when u make me work on Sunday. She can't go to her evil club anymore.."
"You do know she's in Azkaban right.." April smiled "15 years in Azkaban is not a trip to the spa.."
"Yet that's her location on twitter.." Figgins smiled
"You crazy sun of a bitch!" April gave him a playful push. "So?"
"What about a date?" Will smiled "Just u and me.."
"How about u hand Rachel to Figgins?" April replied "Then I might just think about our drink date."
"Rachel?" Will turned to April "Then why have I been calling her 'Shelby Jr.' the whole way here.."
"Because u still think u could be the father.." April rolled her eyes. "Do the math, a person is not pregnant for 4 years…"
"William, I thank u for bring Rachel here for free.."
"For free?" Will raised an eyebrow "You told me u were paying me 3 Gallions an hour? Are u saying I took that detour for nothing?"
"I zei 3 Gallions.." Figgins smiled "I didn't say such thing.."
"Yeah, William.." April laughed "He promised me booze, and then I find out it's just enchanted water. Damn you, professor Corason.."
"She's a the most cheap potion master we could find on short notice.." Figgins replied "After the explosion a jaar ago, we can't pay for another room.."
"You do release u cause that yourself.." April smiled "He was trying to make polyjuice potion to get it on with Shelby Corcoran. Turns out, our friend doesn't know…"
"Well, let's get on with this.." Figgins replied "Time is money, and if we don't hurry up. I'll have to brand the potion master and hire someone cheaper.."
"You do release u can't cheaper…" April replied "Unless u ask Will to.."
"I'm in.." Will smiled
"Let's hurry!"
Principal Figgins stepped towards the closed door. The light was still turned off, sometimes they didn't even see anything. 'Lumus' April whispered as Will grabbed his flashlight, pointing it towards Figgins. Slowly he picked the baby from the side car of the cycle. Rachel Corcoran was still sleeping. veilig and sound.
"Booh!" April called trying to wake the sleeping child, but she didn't even make a sound. Will made a weird sound, as he turned to April. He gave her a mad look. Principal Figgins took a letter from his bag and put it on the doorstep.
"Give me the baby.." Figgins grabbed her, meanwhile Rachel woke up and started to cry. He put the baby on the doorstep, as he stared at the written welcome.
"Do u think this is smart?" April turned to her. "She'll be famous, everyone will know her name. She'll have to perform 'Don't rain on my parade' at five, she's going to be famous. Everyone in our word will know her name, that's fabulous right.."
"Well, it will be better.." Figgins rolled his eyes. "No, I just want her to be tormented in the first moments of her life. She'll like Hogwarts more.."
"But.." Will paused
"Good luck, Rachel Berry.."
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Hiram Berry turned around in the large bed, staring at the empty wall. The figures outside seemed to be arguing. But somewhere in his mind he believe it was some kind of nightmare he couldn't explain. Right now he didn't want to explain it. His better half Leroy was gone, he slowly turned around and stared at the empty side of the bed. He stood up as he walked towards the door.
"Something is wrong.." Leroy whispered as he turned to Hiram. "Something is going outside.."
"Yeah, it almost looked like a cat turning in a woman.." Hiram replied "And don't stop believing playing from a flying motor cycle.."
"Hiram, are u high again?" Leroy turned around "It was probably the kid volgende door, he always blast muziek from his speakers, we should thank god he started playing actual musical.."
"I don't understand.."
Slowly Hiram turned on the lights. He could almost hear three voices talking to each other. One of them was an obvious female's voice. Kind of annoying. All of the sudden they heard a baby crying.
"Is that a baby?" Leroy turned to Hiram, hearing something that Leroy had to. "Is it?"
"I think it's coming from the .." Hiram ran down the stairs. Opening the front door. He stared at the doorstep. There was a crying baby.
"What the hell is that a baby?" Leroy stared at him.
"There's a note.."
Hello mister and something Berry,
Shelby Corcoran died, it's sad. Here's the baby, take good care of it. We brought it here, and we don't need it back. We thank u for your attention, and we hope u like the baby.
Greetings,
Principal Marten Figgins
P.S. The baby cries and it's a girl named Rachel.
"Who the hell is Shelby?" Leroy turned to Hiram. "Do u know a Shelby?"
"Yeah, kind off.." Hiram turned to Leroy "I think this is my baby, it's not what u think it is.."
"So u weren't best friend and she didn't ask your for a baby?"
"It is what u think it is.."
"What are we going to do?"
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
She's walkin' down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do u think you'll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet
Do u hope to make her see, u fool
Do u hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
O Won't you
I need my baby
Yeah Yeah
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
She's walkin' down the street
Blind to every eye she meets
Do u think you'll be the guy
To make the queen of the angels sigh
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
Hello,
I love you
Won't u tell me your name
Hello
I love you
Let me jump in your game
She holds her head so high
Like a statue in the sky
Her arms are wicked and her legs are long
When she moves my brain screams out this song
Sidewalk crouches at her feet
Like a dog that begs for somethin' sweet
Do u hope to make her see, u fool
Do u hope to pluck this dusky jewel
Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!
O Won't you
I need my baby
Yeah Yeah
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I hear the ticking of the clock
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where u are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes door so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got door on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get u alone
How do I get u alone
u don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold u tight,oh
u don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell u tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my love for u is still unknown
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got door on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get u alone
How do I get u alone
I'm lying here the room's pitch dark
I wonder where u are tonight
No answer on the telephone
And the night goes door so very slow
Oh I hope that it won't end though
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got door on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get u alone
How do I get u alone
u don't know how long I have wanted
To touch your lips and hold u tight,oh
u don't know how long I have waited
And I was going to tell u tonight
But the secret is still my own
And my love for u is still unknown
Alone
Refrain:
Till now I always got door on my own
I never really cared until I met you
And now it chills me to the bone
How do I get u alone
How do I get u alone
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
Makin' love was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the vrienden I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And love so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' love was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
All door myself...
I never needed anyone.
Makin' love was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
Livin' alone,
I think of all the vrienden I've known.
But when I dial the telephone,
Nobody's home.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
Hard to be sure,
Some times I feel so insecure.
And love so distant and obscure,
Remains the cure.
[Instrumental break featuring electric guitar.]
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
[
[Instrumental break featuring piano.]
When I was young,
I never needed anyone.
And makin' love was just for fun.
Those days are gone.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
Don't wanna be, all door myself anymore.
All door myself,
[Fade.]
Don't wanna live, all door myself anymore.
All door myself...
[MRS. SOWEBERRY (spoken)]
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
u don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether u do
of u don't cause u can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?
Right then, Oliver Twist,
your bed's underneath the counter.
u don't mind sleeping
among coffins I suppose?
It don't much matter whether u do
of u don't cause u can't sleep
nowhere else!
[OLIVER]
Where is love?
Does it fall from skies above?
Is it underneat the willow tree
That I've been dream of?
Where is she?
Who I close my eyes to see?
Will I ever know the sweet "hello"
That's only meant for me?
Who can say where she may hide?
Must I travel far and wide?
'Til I am bedside the someone who
I can mean somethin to ...
Where...?
Where is love?
Who can say where...she may hide?
Must I travel...far and wide?
'Til I am beside...the someone who
I can mean...something to...
Where?
Where is love?