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Sue: I will not stop until your fired and your little glee club is annihilated...
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Sue: I won't be burying any hatchets, William, unless I get a clear shot to...
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Sue: I'm gonna send this [hair] to the victims of Hurricane Katrina, so they...
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Finn: Coach Tanaka pulled a Jessica Simpson: he lost his fiancee, gained 40 pound
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Puck: Please stop super-sizing because I don't dig on fat chicks.
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Finn: I did set the season record for being sacked... but we only won one game.
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Will: There are so many things u don't know about me. I can't wait to...
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Rachel: My personality, though exciting and full of personality, isn't exactly...
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Finn: I think I'm dating Rachel. At least she sure thinks I am.
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Sue: u two should be wetting yourselves with shame.
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Sue: u have enough product in your hair to season a wok.
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Sue: u may be two of the stupidest teens I've ever encountered - and that's...
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Rachel: We know our Romeo and Juliet romance will be an issue. But our true...
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Brittany: Did u know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
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Kurt: I feel like Lady GaGa.
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Finn: I want us to be together, a real couple. I even circled some dates on...
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Rachel: It will be the kind of heartbreak that girls like me hold for the rest...
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Terri: Don't bother sleeping with my husband tonight. You're already screwed.
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Brittany: Sometimes I forget my middle name.
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Sue: u need to become even meer narcissistic than ever before.
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Sue: Hey, buddy. Got a haircut? It looks awful.
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Kurt: "No she's dead, this is her son"
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Jesse: "I've got a full a ride a school called universiteit California Los Angeles.
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