Stephenie Meyer does know what masochism is, right? Encarta Dictionary Definition: 1. sexual pleasure through humiliation: sexual gratification achieved through humiliation and physical and verbal abuse 2. psychological disorder: the psychological disorder in which somebody needs to be emotionally of physically abused in order to be sexually satisfied 3. zoek for abusive sexual partners: the active seeking out of sexual partners who will dominate, humiliate, and physically and verbally abuse 4. enjoyment of hardship: the tendency to invite and enjoy misery of any kind, especially in order to be pitied door others of admired for forbearance
And the funniest part is that Edward says this about himself.
I don't know any from HP (cause I don't watch it nor even care to.) and I can't think of any Twilight quotes right off the top, boven of my head so here's a quote that anytime I hear it being used of see it writen it makes me want to gag........"If u were a booger, I'd pick u first." ....like wait, what? Excuse me?!? I've never had it used on me but I swear any guy tries to use that on me it's going down. That's almost an insult to me.
"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?"
This reveals that Bella doesn't toon any true protective feelings towards Renesmee. She seems to have almost no problem with Jacob imprinting on Demon Spawn (pedophile) but only gets angry when Jacob gives her daughter a nickname she doesn't like. Bella's superficial beliefs are evident - only liking something for it's name/surface value.
"He lay perfectly still in the grass, his overhemd, shirt open over his sculpted, incandescent chest, his scintillating arms bare. His glistening, pale lavender lids were shut, though of course he didn't sleep" Chapter 13, Twilight
Thesaurus rape alert!! "Scintillating" arms?! Pale lavender eyelids?! *Throws up*
"Bella, I coundn't live with myself if I ever hurt you. u don't know how it's tortured me...the thought of you, still, white, cold...to never see u blush scarlet again, to never see that flash of intuition in your eyes when u see through my pretenses...it would be unendurable...you are the most important thing to me now, the most important thing to me ever." -Edward Cullen
Like ANY straight male specimen would utter anything like that without laughing.
I don't know the quote, but I'm effin' tired of Bella commenting non stop about Edward's 'perfectness', that stupid hole in her damn stomach (I wish it was real), and how Bella whines constantly about everything. "But dad! I want to go with Edward!" No one cares about your stupid lust with Eddie. Sorry I had to rant. -_-
Edit: my mom was waiting for me, frightened, depending on me. Apparently, older woman, with probably meer experience, need Bella's help.
Sorry, I don't watch stupid films and read dumb books, but one of the best quotes is: "Until your hart-, hart stops beating Bella, I'll be here-fighting. Don't forget that u have options."- Jacob Black. page 330 I think.... and " I promse to love u forever-- every single dya of forever. Will u marry me?"- Edward Cullen page 460, positive!