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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Vraag

im really curious.....

Why doesnt Voldemort have a nose. I really am curious.
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GemonkDruid said:
Harry's parents stal it for fun and blew it up. That's why Voldemort killed them.



































JK! :D Read the last book for details.
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emilyroxx said:
He's too awesome for a nose, so he cut it off, duh.
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SiriusSeverus said:
An example of what happens if u cut off your nose to spite your face...

:D
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jodarchy said:
it is all explained in the deathly hallows book
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o ok
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but too summarise, when he spleet, split his soul so many times he became less human and took on a meer animalistic type appearance in his case a snake
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venvargie said:
His pet snake ate it.
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LinaHarrow said:
Harry played "Gotcha nose!" with him and never gave it back.
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woofbark said:
The Deathly Hallows states that Voldemort became less and less human and then began to turn snake-like, losing his nose.

I believed it until I found this! *Throws heavy book on desk* This, *blows dust off book* is one of the lost stories in a modern version of "Aesop's Fables"-

One dag Lord Voldemort was sitting in a chair wondering how he could make himself look threatening. He made some Horcruxes, but all that did was turn him ghostly pale, take away his beautiful hair, and turn his eyes red. It did nothing to his nose.
Meanwhile, a change was occuring outside the world of death eaters and wands-Twilight vampires had arrived. Everyone knows that these original vampires sparkle, the good ones have golden eyes, and they all have no fangs.
But what Stephenie Meyer forgets to tell us is that there is a con to becoming a vampire-you lose your nose.
Edward was afraid, after he realized that he would marry Bella and make her his vampire wife, that she would hate him if she found out he was using a STOLEN NOSE! So he kept it secret from her.

Lord Voldemort just stayed in his lair under a rock which was literally an underground mansion, and did not listen to all the hype about these vampires and their nose-stealing habits. Thus it happened, when Edward realized that he must turn Bella into a vampire, that he managed to run to Voldemort's lair, steal his nose, and get back to Bella without any difficulty.

Voldemort now had no nose.


The moral of this story is:
There are three kinds of people:
1.People who like of love Twilight...
2.People who dislike of hate Twilight...
3.And people who live under a rock.
SO DO NOT LIVE UNDER A ROCK of u TOO SHALL LOSE YOUR NOSE!


And with that, I close this book, and I shall soon throw it-and the dark secrets it contains-into the fire. Why? I don't know. I guess it's just meer dramatic.

LOL
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Sasume said:
It all started when Voldemort thought he was better than Chuck Norris...
don't tell Harry, but at that exact moment Voldemort died, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him so hard that Voldemort died. So, Chuck Norris killed Voldemort.

Voldemort thought he was better than Chuck Norris so he lost his nose as a penalty.
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