Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Article: Why I dislike the Twilight trio

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posted by RavenclawRocks

First of all, this is MY opinion. If u don't agree, that's fine. If u do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would datum Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the seconde hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And I understand Bella wants to get another boyfriend, but does that give her the right to ditch poor Jacob and break his bloody hart-, hart when Edward comes back? No, it doesn't!

Edward is danm creepy!
No don't say he's not cause it's not normal to watch somebody in their sleep, to control somebody (Bella does WHATEVER he wants) of to datum somebody cause they smell nice. And his amazing act of leaving Bella cause he loves her, well that's just old, it's been used a zillion times. A little bit meer new ideas might help, eh, Meyer?

Jacob is a weak stupid charecter
He is! He dates Bella even though he knows she loves Edward, and doesn't even try to make things better for himself. And while I'm on the subject of Jacob, may I add, most fans only like Twilight because Taylor Laughtner (I know, I spelled that wrong) is "soooooo hawt!" And I do understand that Jacob dates that Resse-girl when she grows up? If I'm right (which I know I am) that is just sick! He's like a zillion years older than her (ok, I'm exagerating there) but still! Man, that is wrong!

So that is my short opinion. Feel free to commentaar to like of not to like, I honestly couldn't care!

ClaireVoyant, luv_warriorcatz and 3 others like this

PotterLambert93 great article!

zanhar1 At first I thought yo ment Ron Hermione and Harry lol. Nice job.

Harrypotter148 Nice! and I HATE the damn nessiexjake this its SO freaking nasty But i agree with everything

MyronPwnsBella Great article! And that's actually most of why I hate Bella.

smallypuppy22 Awesome article, I have to agree with everyhing you wrote:D

Drisina When did Bella go after Jacob to DATE him ?And when does Jacob date Bella ?[quote :[i]Jacob is a weak stupid charecter He is! He dates Bella even though he knows she loves Edward[/i]] Not to mention that where was it told that Bella stays just with Edward because [i]He's so hot![/i] or that Edward stays with Bella because [i]she smells nice[/i] ?

alisonfaith297 i agree.

harrypotterxx Dristina, after the countless description about how 'flawless' Edward's face is from Bella's POV, I think it's safe to say that she only likes his looks. If you think it's not, find me ONE page in twilight from after Bella meets Edward in which she doesn't mention him. Plus, Bella is a useless bitch. Sorry, but it's true. In fact, I'm not sorry at all.

Ultimately57 Jacob is a pedophile with the demon spawn. Not to mention child grooming.

lostandhp4ever I totally agree with you. And Jacob is not the only one who is pedophile. What about Edward? ;-)

Lunalovely And the fact that two of the Twi-Trio is constantly trying to kill eachother and fighting for the same girl makes it stupid and boring. Yeah Hermione and Ron are always fighting, or it's Harry and Ron, but at the end they always make up and they risk their lives for eachother, not just for Hermione

DramaQueen1020 Amen!

cassie-1-2-3 Eh, factually incorrect.

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My reasons for liking Harry Potter meer than Twilight

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