The two Bellas: Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter and Bella zwaan-, zwaan from Twilight are being compared. These are 50 reasons why I think Bellatrix beats Bella.
1: Most important: Helena Bonham Carts vs. Kristen Stewart... is there really any competition??
2. When people act as if Bellatrix is incapable of doing certain things, it just makes her fight harder. When people act as if Bella is incapable of doing certain things, she becomes all depressed.
3. Bellatrix is exceedingly loyal. For a time, Bella couldn't choose WHO to be loyal to (Edward of Jacob)
4. Bellatrix went into Azkaban for--what was it?-- fifteen years and had to endure the dementors and yet still came out strong. Bella can't even deal with her own boyfriend properly.
5. Bellatrix fought in many duels and won. She was fully capable of fighting for herself, unlike Bella.
6. When someone hurts/insults her lover, Bellatrix can just "Crucio!" them, and doesn't think twice about it. The most that Bella can do when Edward is hurt is scream his name in agony, run towards him and... trip.
7. Bella talks about how she doesn't feel 'normal'. Girl, if u don't feel normal, go kom bij a club of something. STOP COMPLAINING! Bellatrix does what she has to do and doesn't complain about it.
8. Bellatrix & Voldemort talk about MANY things besides their relationship. I've never heard Bella talk to Edward about anything that doesn't have to do with them as a couple. I mean talk about, like, movies, of books...heck, u could even talk about Monday Night Football for all I care!
9. Another thing: names. Bellatrix means ''female warrior'' and Lestrange has ''strange'' in it, both meanings which describe Bellatrix. Bella's name is Isabella, which is, well, drab. Plus, her last name is Swan, which should have meant that she's graceful, but she's not!
10. Bellatrix is cool enough to stay close to the one she loves. Bella, though she stays door Edward's side, couldn't care less about her dad and totally ditches him.
11. Bellatrix doesn't have to rely on people to do things for her. She is totally self-confident and independent.
12. Puh-leeze, people. Bellatrix is from Harry Potter.
13. Bellatrix's outfits are so much meer unique than Bella's.
14. Bellatrix is not some filthy Muggle.
15. Bellatrix could take on the Volturi and finish them off with one small flick of her wand while Bella and her army tried to reason with them to avoid getting killed.
16. Bellatrix doesn't go emo when she realizes that Voldemort doesn't love her back.
17. Bellatrix avoids throwing herself on some random guy's back and jumping off a cliff.
18. Bella just loves Edward because he is "hot". We know for a fact that Bellatrix doesn't love Voldemort for his looks since he's really ugly.
19. She doesn't need an entire army to protect her, she IS the army.
20. I'd rather be a witch than a vampire.
21. Did BELLA have a totally beast Dark Mark? No? Huh. I didn't think so.
22. Bella's most famous quote can't beat Bellatrix's LEAST populair quote.
23. Bellatrix's character shows that u should never give up hope, fight for your cause, and stand your ground rather than run away.
24. Bella isn't fast. Don't know why this annoys me, but it does. Bellatrix, however, can throw a dagger across the room faster than someone can Disapparate.
25. Bella is always double-thinking things because she is afraid of what people may think. She is just afraid of losing her popularity status. Bellatrix doesn't care what other people think.
26. Bellatrix isn't afraid to do anything. I mean, does anyone even doubt that? People, she killed her own cousin!!
27. She isn't even the main character, but we can still think of meer than 26 reasons why she's better than Isabella.
28. Bellatrix has super-cool siblings: Narcissa Malfoy, and even though Bellatrix hated her, Andromeda Tonks.
29. She can get even Kreacher to do things.
30. She cares about power, skill and domination.
31. Bella is boring and dull.
32. J.K. Rowling wasn't afraid to give Bellatrix flaws.
33. Behind the insanity, there's an intelligent part of Bellatrix. Bella always looks clueless and confused.
34. Bellatrix has emotions, a personality, and A LIFE.
35. Even though she loves him, Bellatrix would murder Voldy if he watched her when she was sleeping.
36. Bella is prissy but BellaTRIX isn't afraid to get dirty.
37. Bellatrix makes sure that she is well-known before going into Azkaban.
38. Bellatrix's life has been so much meer difficult, yet she doesn't complain about ANYTHING, while Bella's life is easy (since she makes other people do things for her) and she still complains about every little thing.
39. "Crucio!" is a pretty awesome catchphrase.
40. Bellatrix was a true Slytherin- cunning, ambitious, power-hungry... Bella would have been a true Retard.
41. What has Bella accomplished? Nothing. Total opposite of Bellatrix
42. She gives people a piece of her mind when necassary, whether that person is on her side of not. (ex. Snape)
43. She's smart enough to know Occlumency.
44. Bellatrix's laugh is scary, cute, and funny,. Bella's sounds like this: *ahem* "Heh. He he. Ha" BOR-ing.
45. Bella's hair is all like... drab. Even Bellatrix's HAIR shows personality. And it's so pretty!
46. Bellatrix's crazy laugh of Bella's emotionless face?
47. Even when Bellatrix fails at doing something (like getting the prophecy) she's still boss.
48. She's not afraid of tonen her feelings to people-- good of bad. Bella doesn't HAVE feelings.
49. As long as she gets what matters done, Bellatrix doesn't care what choices she makes.
50. Bellatrix plays with her food before eating it, if u know what I mean.
1: Most important: Helena Bonham Carts vs. Kristen Stewart... is there really any competition??
2. When people act as if Bellatrix is incapable of doing certain things, it just makes her fight harder. When people act as if Bella is incapable of doing certain things, she becomes all depressed.
3. Bellatrix is exceedingly loyal. For a time, Bella couldn't choose WHO to be loyal to (Edward of Jacob)
4. Bellatrix went into Azkaban for--what was it?-- fifteen years and had to endure the dementors and yet still came out strong. Bella can't even deal with her own boyfriend properly.
5. Bellatrix fought in many duels and won. She was fully capable of fighting for herself, unlike Bella.
6. When someone hurts/insults her lover, Bellatrix can just "Crucio!" them, and doesn't think twice about it. The most that Bella can do when Edward is hurt is scream his name in agony, run towards him and... trip.
7. Bella talks about how she doesn't feel 'normal'. Girl, if u don't feel normal, go kom bij a club of something. STOP COMPLAINING! Bellatrix does what she has to do and doesn't complain about it.
8. Bellatrix & Voldemort talk about MANY things besides their relationship. I've never heard Bella talk to Edward about anything that doesn't have to do with them as a couple. I mean talk about, like, movies, of books...heck, u could even talk about Monday Night Football for all I care!
9. Another thing: names. Bellatrix means ''female warrior'' and Lestrange has ''strange'' in it, both meanings which describe Bellatrix. Bella's name is Isabella, which is, well, drab. Plus, her last name is Swan, which should have meant that she's graceful, but she's not!
10. Bellatrix is cool enough to stay close to the one she loves. Bella, though she stays door Edward's side, couldn't care less about her dad and totally ditches him.
11. Bellatrix doesn't have to rely on people to do things for her. She is totally self-confident and independent.
12. Puh-leeze, people. Bellatrix is from Harry Potter.
13. Bellatrix's outfits are so much meer unique than Bella's.
14. Bellatrix is not some filthy Muggle.
15. Bellatrix could take on the Volturi and finish them off with one small flick of her wand while Bella and her army tried to reason with them to avoid getting killed.
16. Bellatrix doesn't go emo when she realizes that Voldemort doesn't love her back.
17. Bellatrix avoids throwing herself on some random guy's back and jumping off a cliff.
18. Bella just loves Edward because he is "hot". We know for a fact that Bellatrix doesn't love Voldemort for his looks since he's really ugly.
19. She doesn't need an entire army to protect her, she IS the army.
20. I'd rather be a witch than a vampire.
21. Did BELLA have a totally beast Dark Mark? No? Huh. I didn't think so.
22. Bella's most famous quote can't beat Bellatrix's LEAST populair quote.
23. Bellatrix's character shows that u should never give up hope, fight for your cause, and stand your ground rather than run away.
24. Bella isn't fast. Don't know why this annoys me, but it does. Bellatrix, however, can throw a dagger across the room faster than someone can Disapparate.
25. Bella is always double-thinking things because she is afraid of what people may think. She is just afraid of losing her popularity status. Bellatrix doesn't care what other people think.
26. Bellatrix isn't afraid to do anything. I mean, does anyone even doubt that? People, she killed her own cousin!!
27. She isn't even the main character, but we can still think of meer than 26 reasons why she's better than Isabella.
28. Bellatrix has super-cool siblings: Narcissa Malfoy, and even though Bellatrix hated her, Andromeda Tonks.
29. She can get even Kreacher to do things.
30. She cares about power, skill and domination.
31. Bella is boring and dull.
32. J.K. Rowling wasn't afraid to give Bellatrix flaws.
33. Behind the insanity, there's an intelligent part of Bellatrix. Bella always looks clueless and confused.
34. Bellatrix has emotions, a personality, and A LIFE.
35. Even though she loves him, Bellatrix would murder Voldy if he watched her when she was sleeping.
36. Bella is prissy but BellaTRIX isn't afraid to get dirty.
37. Bellatrix makes sure that she is well-known before going into Azkaban.
38. Bellatrix's life has been so much meer difficult, yet she doesn't complain about ANYTHING, while Bella's life is easy (since she makes other people do things for her) and she still complains about every little thing.
39. "Crucio!" is a pretty awesome catchphrase.
40. Bellatrix was a true Slytherin- cunning, ambitious, power-hungry... Bella would have been a true Retard.
41. What has Bella accomplished? Nothing. Total opposite of Bellatrix
42. She gives people a piece of her mind when necassary, whether that person is on her side of not. (ex. Snape)
43. She's smart enough to know Occlumency.
44. Bellatrix's laugh is scary, cute, and funny,. Bella's sounds like this: *ahem* "Heh. He he. Ha" BOR-ing.
45. Bella's hair is all like... drab. Even Bellatrix's HAIR shows personality. And it's so pretty!
46. Bellatrix's crazy laugh of Bella's emotionless face?
47. Even when Bellatrix fails at doing something (like getting the prophecy) she's still boss.
48. She's not afraid of tonen her feelings to people-- good of bad. Bella doesn't HAVE feelings.
49. As long as she gets what matters done, Bellatrix doesn't care what choices she makes.
50. Bellatrix plays with her food before eating it, if u know what I mean.
-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a verplaats until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s dag in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry zei he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a verplaats until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.
-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.
-then they dated on valentine’s dag in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.
-then it ended when harry zei he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
Too true!
