Harry Potter Vs. Twilight Club
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I'll Start with Harry Potter:

1.The Characters are meer likeable.
4.Even the villans are likeable.
3.You can related to at least one of the likeable characters.
4.Harry Potter has Bellatrix Lestrange where vas Twilight only has Isabella Swan.
5.The villans actually seem thretning unlike the Volturi.
6.The cast seems friendlier.
7.The relatonships in Harry Potter are taken one step at a time.
8.Harry Potter is meer realistic; the characters each have a flaw as well as some good traits
9.Harry Potter shows real life issues such as; the loss of someone dear to you, child neglect, (the dursleys) and raceism. (purebloods to muggles and halfbloods.)
10.The chacters have commensence.
11.Most of the fans arent crazy and over obbsessive. (I will repet MOST, since some twihards may be reading and MOST of them dont seem to notice the most.)
12.The Harry Potter fans dont type !!1LYKE DIS!!!! (Not that I've seen anyways.)
13.Harry Potter has a unique original plot line that's all Rowling's own.
14.Rowling uses things like stars to creatively name her characters.
15.She also uses things like the word diagonally to creat locations like Diagon Alley and nocturnal to creat Knocturn Alley.
16.Most of the names are obviously one of a kind.
17.The Harry Potter characters actually have personalities, where as Bella... she's personalityless.
18.Harry Potter has a cool logo an H with a lightning bolt to match Harry's scar, it's written in gold, and it's complete with it's very own golden snitch.
19.As well as an amazeing logo the series has intresting unrepetitive cover art. (Twilight only has one of two objects pert cover and a reoccuring color scheme of red, black and white.)
20.Harry Potter also has intresting titles, Order of the Pheniox, Goblet of Fire, Ect. (Twilight titles consist of one sometimes two words that all have to do with astronomy.)
21.Harry Potter is for people of all ages early childhood to adult hood. (Heck my parents read it to me as a bedtime story when i was a meer 5 years old and i understood it with a little help from my dad.)
22.The directors have a reason (called long detailed plot) to spleet, split Deathly Hallows into two sepret parts.
23.Harry Potter gives early readers a challange promoting good reading skills for the feature.
24.As well as promoting good reading habbits Harry Potter exsamplifys that it's good to toon bravery and self confidance.
25.Harry Potter demonstrates how females dont need to wait for sparkling prince charmings (with names begining with the letters E and J) to come save them, they fight for themselves.
26.Harry Potter has great backgroung muziek and a really catch memorable theme song.
27.The series also shows that it is good to stand up for your belifs. (That Voldemort was alive and Harry even though he was doubted door the Ministry gathred a whole secret army to beat Voldemort. Lets see Mary Sue do that!)
28.Quittage-Rowling's own original idea new to the world of sports.
29.To go along with her ability to creat new names, sports, and spells Rowling has a smart sophisticated way of wording things throught the Harry Potter series.
30.Rather then a boring old high school prom Rowling inserts the Yule Ball a spactacularly choreograph dance.
31.In my opinion the clothing style is way cooler, less blant and boring.
32.The Weasleys' flying car is way better then Edward's shiny (overrated) Volvo.
33.J.K. Rowling is far meer expiranced then Meyer.
34.Rowling also adds some nice humor to Harry Potter; Why Are u Worrying About You-Know-Who?
u SHOULD Be Worrying About U-NO-POO -- the Constipation Sensation That's Gripping the Nation! XD
35.Harry Potter has a verity of diffrent characters smart ones, dumb ones, evil ones, brave ones, u get the point.
36. The Tales of Beedle the Bard is a wonderful spin off, it shows what wizzard children where read expanding our background knowlage (as to what purebloods like Bellatrix and Voldemort read) door 111 beautifly written pages.

Now for why I dont like Twilight

1.Bella got pregnent, thus promoting teen pregnacie one twihard girl at a time.
2.They're not vampires and werewolves, they're fairies and shapeshifters.
3.Vampires DONT sparkle get it in your twihard heads.
4.Bella is a blant and boring typical schoolgirl Mary Sue.
5.The cast is well... dull. (I went on google and looked three of meer pages before finding a picture with something even remotely close to a smile.)
6.Kristen (Bella) always has that same blank expression.
7.New Moon premots suercide after nastey break-up's.
8.The whole saga gives out untrue facts about vampires and werewolves.
9.The saga gives vampires a bad reputation.
10.Twilight shows u can be inhumanly perfect. (And have a too oh-so-perfect daughter.)
11.Why the heck would the Meyer request that Breaking Dawn is spleet, split into two parts. (Perhaps to copy our beloved Harry Potter of for moeny. Possibly because SOME viewrs cant sit through a whole uur long movie.)
12.Promots being sexist. (*sarcasm* Because being sexist is so great.)
13.Bella is constantly wineing to no end through out the entire saga.
14.Bella always needs Edward, Jacob, of Alice to come to her rescue.
15.I swear Meyer is attemting to teach teens that they must be accomponyed door a boyfriend at all times. (Even if he is abusive of u don't really even like him.)
16.Edward is a stalker... he watches Bella in her sleep I dont know what your definition of romance is... but stalking is definatly not a part of mine.
17.Weird part is Bella lets him stalk her.
18.Sorry to say but Kristen looks like she's on drugs, the way she overloads the eyeshadoe.
19.Taylor Luntner is annoyed door his own fans, he even admitted it.
20.Meyer is concited: link
21.Bella tryed to get herself kiddnapped (or possibly hook up with) door a strange man on a motorcycle just so she could see her ex.
22.Bella gives the saying "oh go jump off a cliff" meaning.
23.The covers are boring as explained above.
24.So are the titles, also stated previously.
25.The films have cheesey and lame music. (Except for mabey Paramore.)
26.It's pretty much alawys raining.
27.Baceball is not an original thing to write about no matter how many vampires u insert.
28.Meyer attemps to use big words to make her sound smart but that really does the oppisite, for most of those big words were used incorrectly.
29.Vampire love stories where have i heard this before... hmmmm everywhere.
30.Bella is gulabile enough to fall for the I have your mother cxaptive thing. How can that be true, she was in Forks Washington and her mom was somewhere in Arazonia.
31.The characters all have simmalar personalities traits, bleak, boring, selfish and lusty.
32.The story of Bree Tanner is just there to expand the Twilight saga's popularity.
33.Bella became a total zombie after being dumped, sitting in one spot as the seasons changed. (Literaly.)
34.Edward takes guilt to a whole new levle... shirtless suicide in front of a large crowd.
35.Edward just assumes things, just because Rosealie says Bella's dead doesnt mean it's true.

Well that's it for now, I hope u all enjoyed my artical, sorry for my really bad spelling, thanks for reading.
For those of u Harry Potter fans who didn't like my artical u can at least admit it has a better plot then Twilight right? As for Twilight fans I can honestly understand why u hated it if u did.
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Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
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Till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
And towards our distant rest began to trudge.
Men marched asleep. Many had lost their boots
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