I discovered these song spoofs in my writing folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with u guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella door Rihanna)-
u wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until u agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn u into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought u were dead
And u thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all u need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer door Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where u from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
u can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what u are, what u are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' meer than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what u are, what u are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, u are, you, you, u are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u got me going, u also charming, but I can’t do it, u Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u say I'm crazy, I got u crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
u got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when u have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who u are, that's who u are baby
Lollipop
u must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how u wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, u are, you, you, u are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u got me going, u also charming, but I can’t do it, u Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u say I'm crazy, I got u crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope u enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella door Rihanna)-
u wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until u agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn u into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought u were dead
And u thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all u need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told u I'll be here forever
zei I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, u crazy witch
Now it's raining meer than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan zwaan-, zwaan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer door Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where u from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
u can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what u are, what u are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' meer than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the werewolves with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what u are, what u are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, u are, you, you, u are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u got me going, u also charming, but I can’t do it, u Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u say I'm crazy, I got u crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
u got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when u have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who u are, that's who u are baby
Lollipop
u must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how u wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, u are, you, you, u are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u got me going, u also charming, but I can’t do it, u Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what u are-a-a
u say I'm crazy, I got u crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope u enjoyed!