2) Gryffindor: Because a friend will cover for you. But a real friend would sit net to u in detention and say that was so worth it.
3) Neville: OMG! I killed Harry Freaking Potter!
SOMEWHERE IN THE DISTANCE:
Voldermort: Nooooooooooooo!!!! I wanted to do it! *sob*
4) Severus Snape is so GOTH "he lives in the dark"
5) The boeken in the resticted section of the libary needs anger management.
6) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 64: First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
7) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 7: The giant squid is not an appropriote datum to the Yule Ball.
8) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 88: I will not use professer Umbidge's quil to write: "I told u I'm hardcore."
9) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 23: I will not bring a magic eight ball to divination class.
10) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 143: I will not sing: "We're of to see the wizard!" When being sent to the headmaster's office.
11) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 11: If my classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a dark mark on their arm.
12) I will not make any jokes about Lupin, and "his time of the month".
13) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 99: I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
14) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 147: I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shouting, "I have the power!"
15) THINGS THAT I AM NOT ALLOWED TO DO AT HOGWARTS 13: Starting a better pool on the fate of this year's Defence Against the Darke Arts teacher is tastless and tacky, not a good money-making concept.
16) I learned Parseltongue for my foreign language course.
17) About 3 of 4 Death Eaters fall out of the sky.
Harry: Dude, that's all you've got? A high school geek has meer vrienden than that!
18) I have eight Horcuxes!
Take that Voldy!
19) Alright-Who fucked with my elder wand!
— Voldy
20) Brains like that! u could be a Death Eater.
