1. "What did I ever do to y- oh, nevermind."
2. "Oh, ha ha, u got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than u look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for u now!" *Prepare yourself door getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did u say something?"
5. "Why do u have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! hallo honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank u for saying thank you!'
9. "Are u a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's . . . and while you're there, maybe u could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"
2. "Oh, ha ha, u got me! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"
3. "Wow, you're even dumber than u look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for u now!" *Prepare yourself door getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*
4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did u say something?"
5. "Why do u have to be so mean?!" *produce fake tears and throw a tantrum*
6. "Uh, I'm not here right now. Please leave a message after the beep. BEEEP!!!" *take off running*
7. *cackle with laughter* "You sound like a girl! hallo honey, come listen to this guy talk!"
8. "My dear snake-man, I must say your manners are quite poor. I have just the thing!" *put on record and sing along* 'Please - say - please - and - thank u for saying thank you!'
9. "Are u a joke? Clearly you're a joke!"
10. "I'm sensing some self-confidence problems. I hear they have an excellent psychiatric ward at St. Mungo's . . . and while you're there, maybe u could have them do something about your nose."
11. "Oh yeah, and you've told Harry that how many times now? I'm soooooo scared!"