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The top, boven Harry Potter Inspirational Quotes
My opinion of the top, boven inspirational quotes for the Harry Potter Series. commentaar on anything I missed!
-It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live
-There are all kinds of courage. It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to our enemies, but a great deal meer to stand up to our friends
-Do not pity the dead, Harry. Pity the living, and, above all, those who live without love.
-If u want to know what a man's like take a look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals
-It is out choices that toon who we truly are, far meer than our abilities.
-Happiness can be found even in the darkest...
Hogwarts "Yo Momma" Jokes
Compiled from the Twitter contest held door @nerdist.
JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses
chris8675309: Yo mamma so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is the soul station on satellite radio
sarazafar: Yo mama so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge
dino_rider: Yo mama’s so ugly the Dementor’s Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.
bradheintz: Yo mama so nasty, Dobby wouldn’t take her sock
Burnaway: Yo momma so skanky, even her patronus got knocked up
chompychomp: Yo mama so stupid, she drowned in a pensieve
Some funny HP jokes
I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol
"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"
You know who?
He's dead, u can say his name now.
How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.
How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!
The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.
I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told u I was hardcore".
I will stop referring to...
The Cast: Then & Now
Weasley Family boom
Source: Ms Wayward
Weasley VS Malfoy
Harry and Ginny Kiss
Harry Potter Character LOLZ
HP fan Art - The Trio
Old HP foto's - Cast and Crew :))
Harry Potter achtergrond
Source: Made door me - flowerdrop
Harry REALLY likes Ron
Lord Voldemort in Deathly Hallows
Source: Warner Bros. Pictures/DarkSarcasm
I Solemnly Swear I Am Up To No Good