Preparing for the Yule Ball

I love Draco Malfoy so much! And we all know that he has a knack for good comebacks. So, these are some things u can say of do when he insults you. Let's get this lijst started!

1.If he calls u a Mudblood, say "At least I'm no bleached blonde."
2. If he makes fun of u for being bad at Quidditch, get the Snitch from right under his nose and don't let him forget it.
3. Slap him across the face.
4. Do a Moody and turn him into a ferret.
5. Turn his hair pink.
6. Call him a Daddy's boy.
7. Bewitch snowballs to constantly hit him on the back of his head.
8. Sneak a Puking Pastille into his dinner--...

A handy-dandy Wikihow artikel on how to make a horcrux, for all u aspiring Dark witches and wizards out there!
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1. Become an extremely powerful witch of wizard. This will take years of study and sacrifice which lie beyond the scope of a WikiHow article. As a general guide u should not attempt to create a horcrux until u can cast non-verbal killing curses.

2. Locate an object of extreme significance to you. An emotional attachment to the object will aid the process and make it easier on your body and soul.

3. Bathe in the Water of Sorrows and eat 1 cup of paste made from...