Boggart Snape
1. u tell everyone they're your distant cousins.
2. You've written meer letters to them than u can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) u ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. u have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. u have meer pictures of them than u do of your own family.
6. u were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. u can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. u don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think u suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear u referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."
2. You've written meer letters to them than u can count.
3. Instead of asking WWJD (What would Jesus do?) u ask WWERDD (What would Emma, Rupert and Dan do?).
4. u have a not-so-secret shrine to one and/or all three members of the trio in your closet.
5. u have meer pictures of them than u do of your own family.
6. u were sleeping in Leicester Square three days before the premiere. Ditto in London. Ditto in France.
7. u can no longer attend the premieres due to a restraining order.
8. Your room would scare even the biggest Harry Potter fans.
9. u don't consider news important unless it involves one of the trio.
10. People think u suffer from Multiple Personality Disorder because they constantly hear u referring to "Dan," "Emma," and "Rupert."
