Hogwarts houses

First of all I have to admit that I initially liked the twilight. The first movie I mean, it was pretty entertaining. Then I saw new moon and eclipse, hated both these films. The character I started to like initially were spoiled in thFor example ever since Edward’s suicide attempt in new moon and Jacob’s begging for Bella’s love, I despised both those characters.
Okay here is the deal.
Breaking was a hope that there will be some improvement in the saga, especially in terms of direction and acting. My vrienden told me that the movie breaking dawn was great and that they felt like crying...

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real...

Dear Harry Potter fans, these are hard days for us, because our greatest story is getting beaten door silly vampires. Twilight fans are taking over, and we are not doing anyrhing. They say it's ridiculoud and pointless, toon them they're wrong!We're not letting this happen! Did u see how much fans they got? How many people are there in twilight club? meer than HP! How did we let this happen? We have to fix this! Not just about clubs and fanpop, everywhere, toon the world HP is still alive! There are a few things we can do:
- Enter VS clubs (HP vs T, Hermione vs Bella, Harry vs Edward...) more...

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. Growing marijuana of hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. I am not allowed to attempt to breed a liger.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate datum to the Yule Ball.
8. I will...