Evolution - Harry Potter jaar 5

Chapter 2
Both Draco and Hermione had slept soundly that night in their rooms, they had been decorated in their house colours and they were beautiful. Hermione normally wouldn’t have complained about being head girl, Her Dorm was beautiful, the Common Room was amazing but unfortunately the only bathroom they had was a shared one, down the stairs through a door coming off the Common room. So now as Hermione padded barefoot down the stairs into the Lovely and Peaceful common room she carried a towel, her school uniform and her toiletries, only wearing the shorts and Tee-Shirt she had worn in...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter boeken and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from u (Example: When in a car of an elevator). If u don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favoriete song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...

Chapter 8: Fluffy The Frightening Fluffball

After flying lessons I was able to find Harry.I ran up to him and hugged him so hard I almost knocked him down.
"What's this for?" he asked. I let go.
"I thought u were gonna be expelled!" I said. Then I punched him on the shoulder
"Ow!What was that for?"he asked
"That's for making me THINK u were gonna be expelled!"I zei "Please don't do anything like that again. And if you're not being expelled, then why did McGonagall need you?" I asked
"I promise I wont do anything to get me expelled and she wanted me to kom bij the Quidditch team.
"Quidditch?Oh,...

1. This one is funny, in Harry Potter’s world owls are considered to be the primary means of communication, but in many countries owls are considered bad luck and harbingers of death.

2. u know those witchy sounding names history in Harry Potter; well they were discovered from the famous book of herbal lore called Culpeper’s Complete Herbal.

3. The name of the auteur J.K. Rowling has not the “K” word part of her legal name; it has been from her grandmother’s name Kathleen and was put into book to get the male readers attraction.

4. Rowling’s favoriete beast from the series is the...

Chapter 7: First dag of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well meer like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much meer
important! u really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Possibility one: Offer yourself as a babysitter for Hagrid's pets.

Especially recommended to: People who are not afraid of a painful death

Assumed probability of success: Depends on your skill

Possible reason for failure: Hagrid has just locked himself up in his cabin, refusing to listen to your offer, because of the latest attack on his self-esteem.

Side effects: Might break Hagrid's hart-, hart if u get into a close relationship with him.

Possibility two: Dig up Voldemort's corpse, take a Polyjuice Potion with a part of him and toon yourself in public.

Especially recommended to: good actors and actresses...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man door man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter boeken and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from u (Example: When in a car of an elevator). If u don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Christmas and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their favoriete song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox with...

Firstable,
i am talking about the writers.

Be Objective, who writes her saga's the best?



ok, in my opinion, J.K. Rowling is way better writer than Meyer.

Why?
ok, #1 J.K. Rowling has written 10 books.
#2 she uses a meer complex vocabulary and she creates a new one. with all the spells, names and a whole world of magic.
#3 the history she has to create jaar door year, has a really good continuity.
#4 Harry Potter characters have political and social foundations.
#5 the characters have to grow with the history and she make it look simple.
#6 she takes the risk of killing important characters, like...

*sigh*

Although I hate to admit it, it ought to be put into two different movies, much like the way Peter Jackson put content from the Two Towers into The Return Of The King.

It would mean that we'd get a much better movie than that last one which was like watching a car crash. (I had to look away.) The scenes look great, but we never get to see the events of hear the lines before being wisked away to see another set and be deaf to another set of lines we ought to hear.

I really don't want that to happen again, because lets face it, it sucks. Thus, two films would be better. The first three...

The pompoen sap was spilled all over Severus Snape's face, and some managed to dribble into his jet black hair (which in Lilly's opionion, wasn't greasy but meer silky). His clothes were too big, and hung over him, like drapery on a curtain rod. "Sev," Lilly Evans hissed across the table, "there's some sap in your hair." He flushed a shade of scarlet, embarassed at the thought of how rediculous he must look. He grabbed a cloth napkin off the table, and seemingly scrubbed his face, as if rubbing it harder would make James Potter's laughter stop. Lilly caught Severus's hand. "You shouldn't...

All aboard as we take u on a 10 uur adventure door bus to some of the Harry Potter movie locations which were either used in actual scenes from Hogwarts School of served as an inspiration to the film makers.

We’ll stop for lunch at a pub which will give u time to stretch your legs and soak up the history.

Learn how the films were made, discuss the boeken and hear trivia about the magical world of Harry Potter. Along the way you’ll have the chance to get off the bus, take pictures and see the locations up close.

Tour highlights include:

-Walk in the footsteps of Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) around...