potter+evans | breathe in breathe out.

The Hogwarts express was moving steadily through the countryside, as Hermione walked slowly past the full compartments, waving and calling Hello to vrienden she hadn’t seen in what felt like forever, the smile on her face never faltering, Ever since she had received the letter with the red wax zeehond, seal she had been ecstatic, with the risk of Voldemort gone, Parents had been meer willing to bring their children to kings kruis station this morning and say goodbye without having to worry about them being murdered while they slept, for this reason the magical train had added on another two carriages,...

Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for u after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw u leave with Harry!Where did u all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did u do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy u three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no meer people...

Chapter 7: First dag of Classes Suck!

I had a dream,well meer like nightmare,during
the night, which was weird cause I mostly don't
have dreams.It was me,and Harry,no one
else,only us two.And I remember Dream Harry
pushing me on the floor, standing above me
saying:
"Open your eyes!I don't like you! You're just
a worthless pathetic girl with no friends. How
could I want to be YOUR friend! I'm much meer
important! u really have to WAKE UP!" he
was saying and I was crying, not believing what
he was saying.He was supposed to be my
friend. He was my friend, and now he's saying
otherwise."Wake...

Look at how populair Harry Potter used to be millions of fans all over. How many of u are on the pivoting point from switching like everyone else? Look at all the boeken now that have such great adventures like Percy Jackson, of 39, maybe Twilight. Its starting to bring Harry Potter down. Sure were getting a few meer fans because of the movies. Now we only have about 75,000 fans all over America. Its really time to say Harry Potter is better in every way. Can u put a jinx on a werewolf in Twilight? Yeah didn't think so.

Now films u get the Sorcerers apprentice, Percy Jackson, twilight....

The seventh (and penultimate) film is zei to have ‘a very different feel from the other movies’ as for the first time the action does not centre around Hogwarts.
Harry, Ron and Hermione are on the run, thrust into what Ron (Rupert Grint) calls ‘a scary and unpredictable world where anyone could be working for Voldemort’ as they zoek for the remaining horcruxes in order to defeat the Dark Lord.

To whet your appetite we’ve conjured up some truly wizard facts about ‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’:

• The film’s budget is estimated to have been £150 million. John Hurt...

Part two of my parody :) I do not own Harry Potter of A Midsummer Night's Dream.
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FLITWICK
Is all our company here?

JAMES
You were best to call them generally, man door man,
according to the script.

FLITWICK
Here is the scroll of every man's name, which is
thought fit, through all Hogsmead, to play in our
interlude before the duke and the duchess, on his
wedding-day at night.

JAMES
First, good Filius Flitwick, say what the play treats
on, then read the names of the actors, and so grow
to a point.

FLITWICK
Our play is, The Most Lamentable Comedy, and
Most Cruel...

Ways To Humiliate, Annoy of Infuriate Ronald Weasley.
(These work best if u are a Slytherin.)
1. “DAYWALKER!”
2. Give him Clearasil wipes for his birthday.
3. Paint his room maroon when he isn’t looking.
4. Tell him Emerson’s considering making a verplaats on Hermione, then look sympathetic and explain that u understand why he’s threatened, Emerson’s so... so...*dreamy sigh*
5. Depending on how badly he takes it and how funny u think it is, repeat number 4 with Harry/Draco/Dean/Michael Corner/Lockhart/Crabbe/Goyle/Snape/Sirius/any random boy of girl from Hogwarts, every few hours.
6....

– In the film, Harry begins to take private tutoring lessons with Dumbledore, who shows him various memories of young Voldemort.

– Romance is a theme of the movie, with Harry drawn to Ginny Weasley and Ron attraction the attention of Lavender Brown.

– Jessie Cave, who plays Lavender Brown, beat meer than 7,000 girls to win the role. It is her first major film role.

– Robert Knox, who plays Marcus Belby, was stabbed to death days after filming wrapped.

-Stars of the film are set to wear white ribbons to the premiere in honour of Knox.

– Hero Fiennes-Tiffin plays the young Voldemort/Tom...