GUESS WHO THE TABLOIDS ARE CALLING HARRY STYLES' 'LATEST MYSTERY BRUNETTE'? 

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Back in the good old days, there were four words that could send the One Direction fandom into complete and utter meltdown – Harry. Styles\'. Mystery. Girl.

These four words were usually followed by screaming, flailing, crying and then some furious MI5 level Twitter research to discover her identity, but after years of experience, Harry girls these days know that it\'s not even worth biting your nails over.

99.9% of the time, headlines declaring that lovebot Harry\'s been seen \'getting cosy\' with a \'new mystery girl\' end up being written about a picture of him sitting next to his female friend/friend\'s girlfriend/sister, and the latest offering from the Daily Mail is no exception.

Today, the Mail Online are running a story all about the latest addition to Harry\'s girlfriend catalogue - a "stunning mystery brunette", snuggling next to a \'sheepish\' Hazwein as he left One Direction\'s London gig in the "same chauffeured car" as her.

Genuinely referring to him as a "curly-haired Casanova" (that\'s only okay when WE SAY IT), they\'ve also got hold of a selection of dark and shady pics, showing Harry in the back seat of a swanky Mercedes with the mystery brunette in question.

Seeing as he\'s a human Care Bear, we\'re pretty sure Harry Styles has only ever looked \'sheepish\' when holding a tiny baby sheep, but we imagine his actual \'sheepish\' face would look something along these lines:

Of course, if we weren\'t so clued up on our outer circle of Team 1D, this story might indeed bring us out in a bit of a cold sweat, but after a quick glance at the pics, anyone with working eyeballs can see that Harry\'s \'mystery girl\' is infact... Meredith Winston.

As in, the wife of Ben Winston, director aficionado of One Direction music videos and general best pal of Harry. Lolz, nice try everybody.

Unfortunately we haven\'t got the pics to show you how ridiculous this all is, but you can find \'em all over Twitter, or just enjoy this artistic interpretation from Sugarscape.

So that\'s that then. Now if you want a lesson in REAL \'mystery girls\' of the One Direction world, Zayn Malik\'s latest selfie will show you how to do it properly. Has anyone worked out who his blonde pal is yet?

SIGH, #HarryGirlProblems at their most prominent. Any thoughts on this whole hoohar? Let us know with a tweet to @Sugarscape.

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