China and South Korea grew silent once they heard a familiar voice call through the bushes “do…*hic* do I’m gonna kirr England but not *hic* Russia! *hic* because he is *hic* soooo nice!!! *hic* in fact I just killed England be-*hic* because he is a b-itch!” Japan meowed stumbling through the bushes running right into China and South Korea “oh hallo u *hic* guys!” Japan meowed quickly leaping up on his paws. “Uhh…are u drunk of are u hanging out with France again aru?” China meowed instantly Japan slashed China across the face and hissed “I AM THE AWESOME ONE B-ITCH!!!” instantly China opened his eyes in shock “WHAT THE HELL DID u JUST CALL ME ARU!? u MUST STOP HANGING OUT WITH FRANCE!” yet Japan laughed and meowed “what are u getting angry for? B-itch?” “oh now it’s on” China hissed walking forward. “Yea!!! Come on Anki! Teach Japan a lesson!!” South Korea yowled with excitement “shut up! I’m busy” China hissed then he instantly turned to Japan and meowed “I’m sorry Japan but I’m going to have to beat you…it’s u who made me do this so yea I’m sorry but I’m only doing this because u are acting up again” “oh wow! Y-*hic*you actuarry think u can hurt me!? Wow! Y-*hic*you’re so demanding!!!” Japan hissed awkwardly China bent vooruit, voorwaarts and sniffed his fur. Wine. “Yep it’s official Japan is drunk because he was hanging out with France and France’s owner actually gives them wine how amazing is that?” China meowed pulling back from Japan then he instantly leaped over Japan and grabbed him door the scruff “H-*hic*Hey what the herr are u doing!?” Japan hissed once China dragged him backward exposing Japan’s soft belly “I’m sorry but remember I’m only punishing u because u were acting up aru” China meowed in reply his voice muffled door Japan’s fur. He then raised his paw and slammed it down onto Japan’s belly leaving a red paw mark and making Japan began to struggle and grow sweaty “alright aru only a few meer red paw marks and your punishment will be over aru” then China kept bringing his paw up and slamming his paw down on different spots on Japan’s belly making South Korea flinch each time Japan yowled (also people China just did this to South Korea before Japan appeared). Finally China released Japan and let him up “what do u have to say aru?” China meowed looking at Japan “I-I’m sorry it’s just I was with France and he zei that I shourd stay with him because his owner would be drinking wine and he also tord me that his owner also gives wine to him” Japan meowed weakly tear drops rolling out from his eyes “okay I’m sorry to Japan I actually hated doing this to you” China meowed purring South Korea joining him.