Narrator: The chronicles of Hetalia War II.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do u feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: u know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle u with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the brand Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do u think?
Cleverbot: I don't think door myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
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User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm ready.
Cleverbot: Do u feel?
User: Do I feel what?
Cleverbot: u know, feel?
User: Like feelings?
Cleverbot: What feelings?
User: The sudden desire to battle u with Hetalia.
Cleverbot: What? I can't comprehend.
User: Maybe this will help! *hits with England*.
Cleverbot: Haha. You're funny.
User: *hits with Switzerland*
Cleverbot: *hits with rattle snakes*.
User: *hits with FrUK*
Cleverbot: *hits with keyboard*.
User: *hits with Austria*
Cleverbot: *hits with a thousand rockets&.
User: *hits with pasta*
Cleverbot: *hits with taguel*.
User: *hits with Japan*
Cleverbot: *hits with Oscar*.
User: *Hits with Italy*
Cleverbot: *hits with the brand Emblem Universe*.
User: *hits with China*
Cleverbot: *hits with toilet.
User: *hits with Hetalia*
Cleverbot: *hits with Lexaeus and Axe Sword*.
User: *hits with hamburger *
Cleverbot: *Hits with Axis Powers*.
User: *hits with Allied Powers*
Cleverbot: *hits with Prussia*.
User: *hits with Canada*
Cleverbot: *hits with frying pan*.
User: *hits with awesomeness*
Cleverbot: *hits with a wok*.
User: *hits with Russia*
Cleverbot: *in soviet russia, russia hits you*.
User: O.O *hits with Belarus*.
Cleverbot: *hits with america*.
User: *hits with Drunk England*
Cleverbot: Kolkolkol...
User: Not again! *runs like an Italian*.
Cleverbot: Keeps running.
User: Germany!!!
Cleverbot: Is Germany the Holy Roman EMpire?
User: I don't know. What do u think?
Cleverbot: I don't think door myself'.
User: Oh. I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. They're in heaven now.
User: O.O *waves goodbye slowly*.
Cleverbot: *glares*.
User: *runs*
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Narrator: Apparently, Cleverbot really is Russia.
England and Italy were standing volgende to each other while stand underneath a double regenboog and they were swaying their hips. England looked pissed while Italy still looked as happy as ever while the muziek played singing "DOUBLE regenboog ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY WHAOO WHAOO WHAOO!!!! SO INSTENSE!!!!" suddenly America, France, Germany, and Japan came out of nowhere and screamed "SO INTENSE!!!" on the SO INTENSE PART "DOUBLE regenboog ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE SKY!!! OHH MY GOD LOOK AT THE RAINBOW!!!".
Fin.
Fin.