1. I cannot string beads on Italy's curl.
2. I cannot paste foto's of Italy's curl onto random walls like wallpaper.
3. I cannot form a cult solely for the purpose of worshiping Italy's curl.
4. I cannot wear Italy's curl around my wrist like a bracelet, especially if Italy is still attached to zei curl.
5. I cannot make fun of Italy's curl.
6. I cannot attempt to start a one-sided conversation with Italy's curl.
7. I cannot flirt with Italy's curl.
8. I cannot call Italy's curl 'proof of God's existence.'
9. I cannot grab both Italy's curl and Romano's and forcibly tie them in a double knot.
10. I cannot pin Italy's curl to a bulletin board, especially if Italy is still attached to zei curl.
11. I cannot fall madly in love with Italy's curl.
12. I cannot suddenly bite Italy's curl with vicious strength.
13. I cannot grab Italy door the curl and use him as a whip.
14. I cannot stay up all night scheming about things to do to Italy's curl. (Whoops, too late)
15. As before, the same rules also apply to Romano's curl.
I must vraag my sanity right about this moment. I'd never, ever do such things to my little Italy, so why am I even making this list? I need sleep. XD