China (Official Art)

Again, all I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the best kwis results. If u would like to take this kwis go to
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Where on earth is that lovable idiot? u wondered as u paced impatiently, eventually throwing yourself onto the couch. He better not forgot that today is our anniversary. u smiled half-heartedly. No, he’d never forget, not him. Sure, he pretends to forget sometimes, but he never does. Seriously though, u frowned, where...

(Spin-off of the Card tafel, tabel Dating skit door Richard Jeni)

I say when u meet your other self u don't want a avondeten, diner table, what u want is a card table! A 1p and a 2p meet up at a card table, write all their emotional problems on little cards, and take turns slappin' em on the tafel, tabel and being honest. First time they're scheduled to meet, the first guy's got his card, he goes:

2p: "Hello it's nice to meet you, my name is Oliver, and I'm a baker!"

1p: "Hello, my name is Arthur, and I'm a WiZaRD!"

2p: "Uh, okay then... Well, my turn-"

1p: "I used to lock my brother in the closet when he was three!"...