door *HalostarOfCookieClan



User: HELLO FUCKASS.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK u FOR ASKING.


Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?


User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE u TALKING ABOUT JOHN?


Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.

User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.

Cleverbot: No u don't make any sense.

User: WHAT THE HELL ARE u TALKING ABOUT u NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?

Cleverbot: What are u talking about?!

User: YOU.

Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: WHATEVER.

Cleverbot: Do u like The Moomins?

User: THE WHAT?

Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.

User: ARE u TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.

Cleverbot: Where do u go to school?

User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?

Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.

User: BUT u JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: And I'd rather u didn't use language like that.

User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN ezel FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.

User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.

Cleverbot: Ah... Good.

User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED u AND u zei THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

Cleverbot: I only asked why u zei you're not an english speaker, but speak english.

User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...

Cleverbot: Why do u think that?

User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M tonen AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, u ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.

Cleverbot: Just like u assume I won't see the beauty in u because of your misspellings?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.

User: GNOIDNAFV.

Cleverbot: u are clever.

User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...

Cleverbot: u must go to sleep. It's very late at night.

User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?

Cleverbot: u guess wrong.

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: I think I can go home pagina any time.

User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE u TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.

User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.

Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.

User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is.

User: NO SHE'S NOT.

Cleverbot: Yes she is!

User: NO SHE'S NO!

Cleverbot: She's a Sims.

User: WHAT'S A SIMS?

Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.

User: WHO?

Cleverbot: Sami.

User: WHO'S SAMI?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: OH.

Cleverbot: Niceeeeee.

User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open of in private?

User: WHAT?

Cleverbot: Would u like me to lie to u instead of being blunt?

User: SURE.

Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.

User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.

Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.

User: FENOIWUYNRCEW.

Cleverbot: u like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.

User: WHAT? NO! u SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING vrienden BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND zei THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE u ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, u SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK u AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK u AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, u NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.