A Happy Life: Chapter 14 (6/16/09)
[House enters the differential room singing Billy Joel's She's Got A Way About Her. Foreman, 13, and Taub are sitting at the tafel, tabel going over a patients file. They all look up when House enters the room and look at each other grinning. House walks over grabs a cup of coffee and walks up to the white board.]
House: What do we have girls?
Foreman: 30 jaar old female unexplained paralysis in the lower extremities. Fever and vomiting. CT,X-Ray and blood work all clean.
House: Where does she live?
Taub: In an apartment with her boyfriend.
House: Foreman go and talk to the boyfriend and get a medical history. Find out what she has been doing the past few days. I can't trust Ebony and Ivory together so 13 and Taub go to her apartment and look around.
Taub: So how is Rachel? [Taub raises his eyebrows]
House: How are the wife and your couch? I'm going to see Wilson.
[House walks out and down the hall towards Wilson's office. House enters Wilson's office and Wilson looks up from a file. House shuts the door and turns to face Wilson. House just stands looking at Wilson contemplating what to say.]
Wilson: Are u going to make me guess why you’re here? What did u do to Cuddy now?
House: The funbags are about to get a lot bigger and Cuddy's hip are about to get a lot wider. She's pregnant. I..We did a home pagina test.
Wilson: WOW! House. She. You. how. when. Wow. Another House on the planet. Wow. Although Cuddy's DNA shouldn’t equal it out. How is Cuddy? How are you? House: I don't know how I feel. I know Cuddy has wanted a kid for so long. And then she got Rachel. She hasn't said. If she's happy then I'm.
Wilson: How are u going to screw this up?
[House looks down and then looks up at Wilson while raising his eyebrows.]
House: I don't know how to be a father. All my father did was bark orders and dish out punishment. He showed love with his fist. I've screwed myself up enough.
Wilson: House that doesn't mean u will be like him. Cuddy does figure into the equation.
[Wilson shakes his head and puts his hands on his hips]
Wilson: House u love Cuddy. [House rolls his eyes.]You two seem to be making whatever your doing work. u care about Rachel I have seen u with her. Everyone told me how u were with her the night u and Cuddy brought her into the ER.
[House rolls his eyes again and starts to pace.]
House: It was a puzzle. I needed to fix the kid for Cuddy. Cuddy would have been all moody and cranky if something happened to the kid.
[Wilson looks at House while shaking his head and putting his hands on his hips.]
Wilson: You’re a bad liar House. u love both of them. You'll love your kid. u don't fool me House. I can see u caring. This past jaar has changed you. u have softened without the Vicodin haze.
House: That’s just gas. I ate too much at breakfast.
[House exits Wilson's office and heads to the clinic and Cuddy's office. He enters the clinic and the nurses look up.]
Nurse: Wow. Hell is freezing over Dr. House showed up for clinic.
House: Don't put your ice skates on just yet Dorothy.
[House limps past the nurse's station and over to Cuddy's door. He opens the door and barges into her office. He see's Cuddy standing beside her bureau looking out the window with her hand resting on her stomach.]
[House enters the differential room singing Billy Joel's She's Got A Way About Her. Foreman, 13, and Taub are sitting at the tafel, tabel going over a patients file. They all look up when House enters the room and look at each other grinning. House walks over grabs a cup of coffee and walks up to the white board.]
House: What do we have girls?
Foreman: 30 jaar old female unexplained paralysis in the lower extremities. Fever and vomiting. CT,X-Ray and blood work all clean.
House: Where does she live?
Taub: In an apartment with her boyfriend.
House: Foreman go and talk to the boyfriend and get a medical history. Find out what she has been doing the past few days. I can't trust Ebony and Ivory together so 13 and Taub go to her apartment and look around.
Taub: So how is Rachel? [Taub raises his eyebrows]
House: How are the wife and your couch? I'm going to see Wilson.
[House walks out and down the hall towards Wilson's office. House enters Wilson's office and Wilson looks up from a file. House shuts the door and turns to face Wilson. House just stands looking at Wilson contemplating what to say.]
Wilson: Are u going to make me guess why you’re here? What did u do to Cuddy now?
House: The funbags are about to get a lot bigger and Cuddy's hip are about to get a lot wider. She's pregnant. I..We did a home pagina test.
Wilson: WOW! House. She. You. how. when. Wow. Another House on the planet. Wow. Although Cuddy's DNA shouldn’t equal it out. How is Cuddy? How are you? House: I don't know how I feel. I know Cuddy has wanted a kid for so long. And then she got Rachel. She hasn't said. If she's happy then I'm.
Wilson: How are u going to screw this up?
[House looks down and then looks up at Wilson while raising his eyebrows.]
House: I don't know how to be a father. All my father did was bark orders and dish out punishment. He showed love with his fist. I've screwed myself up enough.
Wilson: House that doesn't mean u will be like him. Cuddy does figure into the equation.
[Wilson shakes his head and puts his hands on his hips]
Wilson: House u love Cuddy. [House rolls his eyes.]You two seem to be making whatever your doing work. u care about Rachel I have seen u with her. Everyone told me how u were with her the night u and Cuddy brought her into the ER.
[House rolls his eyes again and starts to pace.]
House: It was a puzzle. I needed to fix the kid for Cuddy. Cuddy would have been all moody and cranky if something happened to the kid.
[Wilson looks at House while shaking his head and putting his hands on his hips.]
Wilson: You’re a bad liar House. u love both of them. You'll love your kid. u don't fool me House. I can see u caring. This past jaar has changed you. u have softened without the Vicodin haze.
House: That’s just gas. I ate too much at breakfast.
[House exits Wilson's office and heads to the clinic and Cuddy's office. He enters the clinic and the nurses look up.]
Nurse: Wow. Hell is freezing over Dr. House showed up for clinic.
House: Don't put your ice skates on just yet Dorothy.
[House limps past the nurse's station and over to Cuddy's door. He opens the door and barges into her office. He see's Cuddy standing beside her bureau looking out the window with her hand resting on her stomach.]