We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are u today?

Reub.: u can't drink two jars of applesauce if u don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, u can make a dog bark faster than a vis can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think u are cute.


Reub.: You've...